When I was a student we had a regular visiting tutor who was absent for a few months. When she reappeared she was a shadow of her former self, and on walking sticks. I was in a tutorial with her and one of my fellow students wandered in
“whats with the gimps sticks?”
he blurted out. She explained that shes been suffering from an infection of her spinal cord, very debilitating and in the early stages very worrying as it was initially suspected as MS, on the road to recovery now but still with a long way to go…..
“Spinal Cord?” he interrupted
“Don’t worry luv, they can just whip that out these days”
and then he added without a grain of irony
“You won’t feel a thing”
I guess you wouldn’t