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  • PSA – Men with hats
  • Harry_the_Spider
    Full Member

    Are you the sort of grown man who walks round Tesco wearing a hat like this?

    Are you aware that you look like a ####?

    Zedsdead
    Free Member

    maybe so, but his head and ears will be toasty warm.

    MrSparkle
    Free Member

    I prefer…

    fisha
    Free Member

    err – no.

    they’re girlie hats.

    redthunder
    Free Member

    For Chavs.

    gavtheoldskater
    Free Member

    years and years ago my uncle told me to always watch out if you see someone driving wearing either a trilby or a flat cap as chances are they will be not that good a driver, sweeping statement maybe but he was right.

    alwyn
    Free Member

    Redthunder, I don’t think you are up with the kid speak now a days, they are clearly emo no chav.

    redthunder
    Free Member

    defo not Emo… the stock chavs where I live seem to like them.

    redthunder
    Free Member

    I’s 30% chav.

    take the test…

    http://chavstest.com/

    scaredypants
    Full Member

    gavtheoldskater – you uncle was quite right. ANY sort of hat is a sign of a shite driver, I’ve used that rule for years.

    edit:
    honourable exceptions granted
    turbans (not a hat IMO anyway)
    crash helmets
    (maybe stetsons, not sure)

    simonfbarnes
    Free Member

    helmet = sensible
    hat = senseless (except perhaps on hot girls who can get away with wearing anything [or nothing] )

    chakaping
    Free Member

    Student stoner hats aren’t they?

    Were in my day anyway.

    Houns
    Full Member

    Chav hats

    scaredypants
    Full Member

    chav hats, you say ?

    cinnamon_girl
    Full Member

    Give me a fedora any day!

    Junkyard
    Free Member

    I like wearing hats and wish more people did but not stupid festival hats like that …..hats that make me look distinguished … or a to55er depending on your view point but either way a warm one.

    uplink
    Free Member

    simonfbarnes
    Free Member

    Give me a fedora any day!

    and nothing else ?? That might work :o)

    cinnamon_girl
    Full Member

    That’s enough from you sfb!!

    ernie_lynch
    Free Member

    they are clearly emo no chav

    .

    LOL ! Not Emo, but Evo !

    .

    Obviously these guys are big fans of Evo Morales – President of Bolivia, leader of the Movimiento al Socialismo, and Champion of the indigenous people.

    And how nice to see so many young people supporting the Bolivarian Revolution instead of dossing around and getting up to no good.

    Wadja reckon Evo ? …….. gimme five

    devs
    Free Member

    If you were proper mountain bikers and not just "all the gear but still a bit queer" types that flock around forums asking each other what colour is acceptable this week, you would know that hats like that are mandatory for gnarly climbers, ice climbers and mountain athletes. Although brown leather wrinkly skin is required before you are allowed to wear one. Along with duct taped goretex shell jackets and gloves.

    simonfbarnes
    Free Member

    That’s enough from you sfb!!

    bad-to-the-barnes 🙂

    RudeBoy
    Free Member

    41% chav!

    And I was never pregnant, as a teenager…

    Keva
    Free Member

    They are Alpaca hats, made from knitted Alpaca wool, worn by the people who live in the Andes mountains, South America.

    <http://images.google.co.uk/images?gbv=2&hl=en&q=andean+alpaca+hat&btnG=Search+Images&gt;

    Harry_the_Spider
    Full Member

    They are Alpaca hats, made from knitted Alpaca wool, worn by the people who live in the Andes mountains, South America.

    I know. And they look fine on the head of a person in the Andes.

    However, if you are strutting round Tesco in Prestwich with one on your head you look like a ####.

    samuri
    Free Member

    leave ’em alone. There can never be too many people to have a good laugh at and these chaps really do it for me.

    if they’re wearing a scarf done up girl style then all the better.

    Pook
    Full Member

    scarf with t-shirt and flip flops is another classic **** costume

    CaptainFlashheart
    Free Member

    What is Tesco’s?

    😉

    terrahawk
    Full Member

    There’s plenty of folk in silly costumes in Prestwich Tesco, normally on Thursday evening.

    jojoA1
    Free Member

    They’re **** itchy if you get an original. Yak hats, we used to call them.

    Hats are underrated.

    Badger
    Free Member

    They’re not hats – they’re wooly bobble hats developed from the ones the brownies used to wear!

    A hat is not a proper hat unless something cute and fluffy has been killed to make it!

    (says the man who wears a kangaroo leather hat every day – and warm and dry my head stays in it too).

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