In case you were wondering, this thing:

contains, amongst other things, a colourless discharge reminiscent of the worst things about a pork pie.

It will be incredibly sticky.
It will get all over you.
It will be exceedingly nauseating.
It will be so sweet that you can feel your teeth coming loose.
You will regret it.

I hope that has allayed your curiosity on the point and you will not need to repeat the error that I have just made. 🙂

Thanks for the info. always wondered about these, not as good as a creme egg then?

they are also addictive 😐

Ive just bought one.

It’s in front of me on the desk.

Dare I open it? There are witnesses 🙁

make sure it’s not above room temperature

Its about 20degs I think.

i’d give it half an hour in the fridge

too late.

I do feel a little ill now.

Its a bit like those shot glasses that have no base – you cant put them down, so if you want to do anything you have to finish it in one go. Same with the gloop – keep the thing upright or there’ll be hell to pay.

I need to go and drink some water and rub dirt on my tongue now…

But still, in the interests of decent reportage you felt compelled to eat the whole thing though, eh BD..?

Even my 8 yo daughter passed one up the other day, as “too yucky”

i’d strap yourself in for the sugar rush

not as good as a creme egg then?

The same. But longer.

But harder to stick your tongue in and (ahem) lick out.

no i think the chocolate tastes different

creme eggs in a “different shape” shocker

They are the awesome. End of.

…but then i could eat this:

But harder to stick your tongue in and (ahem) lick out

Not if you have a huge tongue 😉

I have to find one of these things….

Dunno about huge – long, thin and twisted maybe. Could prove popular.

‘contains, amongst other things, a colourless discharge reminiscent of the worst things about a pork pie’.

contains, amongst other things, a colourless discharge reminiscent of the packed train journey BD had during the tube strike the other week.

😀