at tesco when you fill up and also buy a packet of burgers.
look for the promotion only fuels and horses

LOL! 😀

20% of what 😛

Im really disappointed in Findus now.
I really liked their Spaghetti Bologneighs.

I went to the fridge to check my burgers, aaaaannndddd they’re off!

Spaghetti Bologneighs.

Given we’re talking “value” products here – shouldn’t that be Bollockneighs…?

Are the horse jokes going to go on fur-long?

In be forelock..

A Cow walks into a bar and the barman says why the long face? The cow says ‘bleeding illegal ingredients coming over here stealing our jobs’..

^^\lol

You’re not safe even if you’re vegan.
It turns out the veggieburgers have been contaminated with uniquorn.

lolz! 😀

Quorn is not vegan [everyuone knows this] but it is still a good joke

Breaking news on the BBC sex scandals,
it turns out Morph was a Playdoughfile…

Quorn is not vegan [everyuone knows this] but it is still a good joke

<raises hand>
Please Sir, I fall into the category of ‘everyone’ and didn’t know that. Do I lose £5? 😉

You lot really are doing a Tesco. You know, flogging a dead horse.

I feel a little sorry for Tesco, they have been saddled with a load of burgers they can’t shift.

I had a Tesco burger last night, still got a bit between my teeth.

I think my glue sniffings getting out of control.
Last night I tried to get high on a bag of tesco burgers.

See this whole horsemeat issue – it’s a grand national scandal. Some one should get the chair for it. 😉

I’ve got an addiction to Findus lasagnes but after this I’m afraid I’ll have to rein it in a bit.

they always gave me the trots

maybe Findus should do a number of customer satisfaction poles, the mane one being conducted by Gallop

Breaking news on the BBC sex scandals,
it turns out Morph was a Playdoughfile…

Off-topic, wrong sort of grooming.

The thing that gets me about the “Findus Lasagne 100% Horse” headline isn’t so much the lack of cow as the lack of pasta.

Your can keep your boloneighs.

I prefer my Lidl pony.

Best picture to come out of this:

Breaking news…Findus marketing Executives Whip up a new and grand, national campaign…lets move into sugar cubes.