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  • Probably the best Valentine's day gifts ever
  • Premier Icon mrsfry
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    Cable ties Summer must have fashion accessories

    Let your OH look like a Fashion model with these beautifully fashioned and designer named cable ties. These are the must have item for any hip and happening woman for summer 2016

    (Buying a bundle of cable ties online and bunging them inside some wrapping papper does not count)
    to have in her collection.

    Premier Icon wwaswas
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    *awaits first report of accidental strangulation or hand loss due to blood supply disruption*

    Premier Icon Nobeerinthefridge
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    *awaits first report of accidental strangulation or hand loss due to blood supply disruption*

    Sounds preferable to a week at center parcs…..

    Premier Icon grtdkad
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    What on earth? Only a matter of time …

    Kids today, eh?

    Premier Icon mrsfry
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    You chaps never heard of ‘Suffering for the sake of fashion” 🙄

    @Nobeerinthefridge Get to blooming Center parks and blooming well enjoy it (then cry at night when everyone is asleep)

    Premier Icon drlex
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    And here’s me with Valentine’s day opening tickets to “Deadpool”

    Wonder if I can swap them for a bag of coloured ties?

    Premier Icon mrsfry
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    ^^

    I will be your Valentines…..PLEASE…..i’ll even buy you a puppy and kittens

    Premier Icon hammyuk
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    And back to restraints again Woman….. 😈

    Premier Icon cloudnine
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    Quite odd looking models too.. but wtf do 40 year old mtbers know

    Premier Icon CaptainFlashheart
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    Sounds preferable to a week at center parcs…..

    Only if you’re doing it wrong.

    Premier Icon jonah tonto
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    nope. this is
    http://www.firebox.com/product/6969/Edible-Anus

    Premier Icon Nobeerinthefridge
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    @Nobeerinthefridge Get to blooming Center parks and blooming well enjoy it (then cry at night when everyone is asleep)

    😆

    Premier Icon Mister P
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    According to Ghostbusters 2 the world ends on February 14th 2016 so I’m not bothering buying anything.

    [video]https://youtu.be/nYndBvhz8hU[/video]

    “Valentine’s Day. Bummer.”

    Premier Icon molgrips
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    Shudder

    Premier Icon kayak23
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    I managed to get a brand new jar of Marmite with me birds name printed on it.
    That’s some pretty good man points I’m going to rack up there…
    8)

    Premier Icon chrisgibson
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    Next year I am producing more ‘nipple pots’ for Valentines day.

    I think they will go down a treat.

    Linky if the picture doesn’t work.

    Premier Icon grey
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    Iv’e bought my valentine tyres, a spesh Butcher and Slaughter.
    she’s easily pleased 😀 .

    Premier Icon twinw4ll
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    We are in the age of stupid, when the first kid dies copying this someone should do some time.

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