Just thought I’d check. My boss has just bought me a tube of Pringles. We all know the rules. Once you pop, you can’t stop. To do so would be tantamount to homosexuality. Or admitting to voting Tory, and actually thinking Nelson Mandela was a bit of a ****!

Anyway… The issue here is that the Pringles are “XTRA spicy chilli sauce” flavour. I’ve never tried these before.

So, given the rules… Is this a trap? Is he trying to kill me? Once I’ve broken the seal, I’m committed…

Hhhhhhhmm….. Any experience anyone? Do-able?

Perhaps have some chilled liquid refreshment at hand, just in case?

You really need a few bottles of lager….

To do so would be tantamount to homosexuality.

I did not know that gay guys can’t eat a whole tube of Pringles. How do they get on with Monster Munch?

My boss has just bought me a tube of Pringles. We all know the rules. Once you pop, you can’t stop. To do so would be tantamount to homosexuality.

homophobic alert…

is it an offense to eat crisps if you are homosexual ? and do homosexual men eat http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=http://www.cinemasnacks.co.uk/images/RingosC%2BO.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.cinemasnacks.co.uk/crisps/golden-wonder-ringos-cheese-onion-crisps-22g-36-pack&h=498&w=473&sz=56&tbnid=NQrsDKgK6pWamM:&tbnh=90&tbnw=85&zoom=1&usg=__MgliMQBS80X4qG2eywDmS0-2awU=&docid=sYAKoRGsmwcwiM&sa=X&ei=JdWpUtqNGoyZhQfxuoDoAw&ved=0CD0Q9QEwAA

Try the mint chocolate ones. Once you pop you’ll want to puke.

Guaranteed they won’t be that spicy, get on with it.

Crumble into small pieces and pop the tube into your gob, chomp & swallow.

Simple instruction, says it on the tube (cough) 😉

buy a tube of normal ones.

if the spicy ones prove too hot then discreetly bin and replace with the plain ones and carry on eating.

jambourgie bookmarked 😉

pop the tube into your gob, chomp & swallow.

*Reported*

My mum is gay and she, along with her partner love munching on crisps! I am pretty sure they wouldn’t smash their way through a tube of Pringles though. Half a bag of Kettle chips…maybe…but I suppose that would be tantamount to admitting to middle class homosexuality, the worst kind of homosexuality to be sure? Or maybe not, I don’t know. Help me binners you are my only hope.