Pretty Lady Seduction Techniques….
Around where I live I tend to batter her boyfriend first then tell her and her mates that I’ve headbutted Police before as well as being in Strangeaways. All you need is to buy said lady flowers once and she describes you as a gentleman to all her friends.
(I’ve actually HEARD all the above as well as chatting casually to a ex-bouncer who’d just been released the day before from Strangeways for headbutting a Policeman who came to arrest him at home)..
Our Gym is interestingPosted 5 years ago
Our Gym is interesting
You go to the gym??
“Do you have a mirror on your stomach, ‘cos I can see myself in your knickers”
I thought this was comedy gold, then I worried that she might think I want to wear her knickers. Which I then thought about and realised its not so badPosted 5 years agoNorthwindSubscriber
alexxx – Member
Anyone got any magic tips on seduction technique… foods cooked, wines being drunk, laughs being had… nice eye contact… but im still not 100% sure shes into it… do I man the **** up or try to find out more?
Just for clarity- are you posting from the table at which you’re having this meal? If so, just show her this thread.Posted 5 years agoKryton57Subscriber
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wrecker – Member
She needs to see the goods. It’s only right that you oblige…..
Just not in your Bibs, that won’t work.
Sensibly, take her out for a drink and watch for the signs – eye contact, playing with her hair, damp patch on her chair etc. If you get all of those, its time to ask to escort her home – your home.Posted 5 years ago
Hang on, I’m confused, is he actually in the middle of seduction and sneaked of for advice from the mind hive that is STW?
Anyway magic tips: Just be yourself.
Don’t wear any of that cheap foreign muck bottled as Eau de porc, don’t eat too much garlic.
And really, really don’t whisper romantically into her ear ‘insert incorrect name here’.
Good luck.Posted 5 years ago
Too true. That time I called you Julian just killed the moment.
Well totally understandable as we are like identical twins. MartynS has also made this mistake.
Buzzlightyear has it. Take her into the garage and show her the collection before any rumpy pumpy. She needs to know that’ll you’ll be spending all of the weekends on an mtb and riding off on dark, windy, wet nights, coming back dripping wet and covered in muck from the outsetPosted 5 years ago
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