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  • pretending to eat your son?
  • DT78
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    why do I get the urge to pretend to eat my 1 year old and tickle him making him giggle?  it’s weird but I can’t help it, same with the older one when he was small….

    anyone else or just me?

    Not just you. I stull do it with my 6 year old boy and 3 year old daughter. My 19 year old daughter doesn’t find it so funny any more.

    Premier Icon theotherjonv
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    Me too; odder still is that the sound I make while pretending to eat my kids is your surname!

    P-Jay
    Member

    Yep, it’s bloody odd isn’t it.

    My wife often says “Oh I could eat you all up!” and no one recoils in horror!

    chewkw
    Member

    My 19 year old daughter doesn’t find it so funny any more.

    😀 😀 😀

    DT78
    Member

    is it some sort of paternal instinct to prepare them if they do get caught and munched by a predator not to be terrified? or is it helping to teach them to defend themselves.  1 year old I can still overpower.  3 year old I have to be careful.  he has sharp elbows!

    Rob Hilton
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    OP: you are Cronus, and I claim my 5 elements

    Premier Icon funkmasterp
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    Me too! Four year old son and eight month old daughter both get pretend eaten on a regular basis.

    jekkyl
    Member

    We want their life force, like from the movie Cocoon, we’re old, they’re young, eat them, consume their life force. It’s why old ladies always want to touch your baby.

    DrP
    Member

    The brilliant thing is the fine line between terror in their eyes, and really enjoying it!!

    As if they WANT to be scared, but hate being scared!!

    Most evenings I get a sore throat from roaring like a tiger!

    Kids eh!!

    DrP

    sirromj
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    Yep, it’s quite tiring chasing an 18month old round in circles grabbing and tickling him while roaring before eating him! It’s bit like I’m training him to be completely mental.

    Premier Icon bikebouy
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    OP is weird and needs sectioning or adding to a register of some sort.

    I’ll call the cops if you hold him down and tickle his feet, see if he likes it.

    🤣🥊🍣

    canopy
    Member

    My Son is 10 months old and giggles/squeals from any tickling or faux munching. He’s also a Perk a boo demon if let near a small blanket

    brakes
    Member

    it’s fine as long you know where to draw the line – I went over it with my boy by turning the oven on, giving him an apple and asking him to lie in the roasting tin….

    Boring dad hat on: I’ve done this with FO Jr mk2 since day 1 and now he’s at nursery he bites two other kids a day on average. I often wonder if it’s my fault…

    He did – and still does – think it was the funniest thing ever though, so to hell with the consequences.

    ninfan
    Member

    My Son is 10 months old and giggles/squeals from any tickling or faux munching. He’s also a Perk a boo demon if let near a small blanket

    Stuff like this is hardwired at a really deep level:

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