I vote funiture.
Wood/Ikea/MFI it doesn’t matter it can still play a character better than the vacuous one. Though she is stunning.

My drawers have got a bigger chest.

Hoping you mean the treasure chest in Pirates of the Carribean 3, or you’ll upset a few on here with “jokes” like that.

One of the drawers in my kitchen has it’s mouth slightly open, and is free from expressive capability, just like that Kiera

ftw

She has shown she can act in the odd film here and there when given a good role. If you insist on watching shit films she’s in, then she’s going to look shit.

My wife likes her hair.

Well, I’d rather watch her than a Chippendale or a tall boy.

Oh my, she is really rubbish isn’t she? Sorry, she’s just crap. Have you seen London boulevard? you’d think she could sleep-act through that pigeon hole!

DD,
Please qualify that statement – if only for you to make an example of my lack of knowledge when it comes to Kiera’s back catalogue (not a euphemism!)
🙂

No.

I wooden take her drawers off.

DD, ahh pretty please with a cherry on top…
Or just because she has never been in a film where an inanimate object didn’t ‘get into character’ more than she did?
Bikebouy she’s not hammy – ham can do bacon, sausages, sunday roast gammon – all sorts of goodness, in fact it can multi-task. Please I ask you what can Kiera do?

Ok then, hmmm, actually, it’s still a no.

Yeah. I don’t care really. She can check my sliding action any time she likes.

magowen100 – Member

Please I ask you what can Kiera do?

She can get all sweaty and nekkid in a desert in Domino.

Or indeed wax your runners..

Actually I kinda like her, she has done some good stuff, I’ll go with the “chosen crap roles” syndrome, but given her cute hair..

Some nice furniture there. But a bit traditional and staid.

What about a nice bit of plywood:

Oooohhhh….

Beautiful woodwork Elfin; dare I say as visually stunning as Ms Knightly.
Bikebouy – how can you choose crap roles and yet still be out acted by anything without a pulse?
However fella’s please don’t let this denigrate into a Kiera pervathon, I couldn’t bear it if I was responsible for another 9 pages + of hand wringing….

By comparison to Keano Reeves, who makes a concrete wall look animated, Kiera has Shakespeareian levels of talent, and the few films I’ve actually seen with her in she seems perfectly competent as an actress. But what do I know? I just go to the pics to be entertained, not to waste my time being a bloody critic. Unlike most on here, it seems. And none of you lot are a Barry Norman or Jonathan Ross, that’s for sure.

she can occasionally put in a decent turn, she was ok in the jacket, but generally a nice bit of furniture has a lot more character.

Furniture, all the way. That Chanel ad with her acting and Joss Stone singing is the double whammy; I’ve gone through a number of forks where I’ve been frantically jabbing them in my legs when that ad comes on…

Bend it like Beckham was a tour de force!