Pinch, punch…

…First of the month, and it’s May!

But six of the next ten days are forecast as raining, so am I justified in feeling maybe a little underwhelmed?

😕

Yes. Few weeks ago booked time off work and places to stay, Met long range forecast was looking good and stayed that way. Until this Monday. Annoying way to use work days off and a bunch of money, I’d be happier if I’d not bothered. Although I did enjoy the looking forward to it aspect for the last two weeks.

Ignore any forecast that says anything other than constant flow of low pressure systems bringing rain/wind/cloud for basically the next 18 months minimum.

…and a punch and a kick for being so quick!

My May Day resolution is to revert to being an amphibian so I am better adapted to the British environment. 🐸 🦎

First of May, First of May
Outdoor ****ing starts today
But as ever it do rain
So we ****s off inside again

18 years minimum

Fixed that for you 🤠

Yup Northwind , that’s what we just said 😁

Considering the multitude of genders available to choose from today 🤔and the near constant grey leaden lack of sunshine rainy days I’d like to add a new one to the list . I’m now going to identify as a goldfish 🙄🙄🙄