I’d rather eat termites than marmites!

And jam and butter is metal. Jam represents the blood of conquered, and butter represents… er, the purloined dairy products of the conquered?

I don’t wanna know what cream is then…….

And jam and butter is metal. Jam represents the blood of conquered, and butter represents… er, the purloined dairy products of the conquered?

There’s no nice way to put this: have you been drinking love?

I haven’t met anyone from the forum yet (aside from jedi), however in order to save disappointment everyone should understand I am an objectionable arse.

There’s no nice way to put this: have you been drinking love?

I’m not sure how to answer this. If the question is:

“have you been drinking, love?”

…then I do have a nice cup of tea at hand.

If the question is:

“have you been drinking love?”

That’s a bit bloody personal!

“have you been drinking, love?”

…then I do have a nice cup of tea at hand.

Would that be like one of my Aunty Lou’s ‘cups of tea’. Where there was a tea cup, but the contents were clear. And smelled of gin? 🙂

Would that be like one of my Aunty Lou’s ‘cups of tea’. Where there was a tea cup, but the contents were clear. And smelled of gin?

I don’t drink alcohol at all – I’ve never even been drunk. Given the amount of nonsense I spout fully sober, this is probably to the benefit of all…

And jam and butter is metal. Jam represents the blood of conquered

Is that all jam or only strawberry and raspberry?

Is that all jam or only strawberry and raspberry?

…

There’s other kinds?

blackcurrant is the only true jam.

sweet but with that slight edge of acitdity that gives it some bite.

There’s other kinds?

Goes to check…..

……. err. No

To be honest I was so worried I’d got frost bite ‘somewhere’ that I forgot proper scOne etiquette, I didn’t even use the little serving spoons 😳

Anyway, how has a thread about me turned into a discussion about scones… maybe if I mention to Molly that I’ve just run a 5k in 22:31 we can get this thread back on track…

I’ve just had a lovely massage and don’t care about scones anymore. I think TSY was being kind by not killing me on the hills. What with me being an old bloke.

well i dont an on-one 456, rigid, singlespeed , steel, titanium or drop bars on my mtb so i guess im screwed on here?

dare i say it but does anybody ride a specialized or trek? (sorry!)

..sorry i forgot inbred (still not sure what that is?!) 😆

Yeti you won’t win. That time on the bike was an exception.

iDave/TSY was it on or off road? do you have the route in an electronic guise anywhere?

Molly – that time on the bike… I’d been on the uplift allday first 🙂

Today I did a 48 miler first 🙂 You need to go on mIdiet… tis the only way!

Quite surprised at how many hills there were tbh iDave… I’ve got the route loaded onto Garmin Connect but no idea how to get it electronically on to here. dirtbiker – it was on road.

My endomondo gave us more miles, I’m going with 49.7

what is andypaul99 whittering on about?

Hang on – 50 miles on road and you are complaining?

iDave are you doing that Dragon ride for sure then?

Now that’s a happy ending….

Who’s complaining MG?

Actually I complained a bit about it being a unfeasibly cold.

50 mile bike ride, scones with jam and cream, hot tea.
you pair of lucky barstewards……….. 😀

When are you two cowboys coming to Wales for a ride?

I need to train up a bit more MG before hitting the valleys

ton, a massage as well 🙂

Get cracking then!

Or, don’t worry about it I wouldn’t rip your legs off even if I could. The competitive stuff on here is just to wind Yeti up 🙂

It doesn’t wind me up… it makes me stronger 😆

blackcurrant is the only true jam.

Does it represent the poorly oxygenated blood of the conquered?

iDave has your young un had any joy with medical school yet? Slightly off topic I know…

I’ve got the route loaded onto Garmin Connect

stick it on Strava…

jet26, yes thanks, she’s had 2 offers!

Great news. Well done. It’s a great job when all the bloody politicians stop interfering for five minutes…

Scones? We only get small rocks up here……..but it’s still always jam before cream, we’re not savages.

andypaul99 – Member

dare i say it but does anybody ride a specialized or trek? (sorry!)

The former – a carbon S-Works 6″‘er (does have a skinny steel Kona though)

…and it’s scone – because it’s spelt like stone!!!!

JAM BEFORE CREAM, YOU MOTHERS

…and it’s scone – because it’s spelt like stone!!!!

And gone. 🙁

Milkie – i have not seen that before – am crying with laughter 😀 😆