Come on you lot. Fess up. Who do secretly fancy a slice of but wouldn't telll your mates? A ding dong with Linda Bellingham perhaps? Let's hear 'em.

To kick off, I fancied the vocalist from Deutsche synthpoppers Propaganda. She had a huge nose but I still fancied a dabble.

Kirstie Allsopp, I just can't help it. Its all about the cleavage and her being toff totty!

Oh and Carrie Davis from the Chris Moyles show, that voice….

Yvette Copper, MP. I blame it all on growing up under Thatcher.

Another with a big nose but superb body who I used to fancy like hell was Steffi Graff. 😛

To kick off, I fancied the vocalist from Deutsche synthpoppers Propaganda

That'll be your Claudia Brücken then…

My guilty secrets.

Linda Barker

Betty Rubble

I got a bit of a tingle when I saw your belly derek, does that count? 😀

Lucy Meacock from Granada Reports. Pretty good for 50.

Meacock's not bad, still a poor man's Kirsty Young.

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My brother

Borderline Boilers – Your eyes say "No", but your nuts say "Go!"

Jo Frost (supernanny) with those glasses and one of those tight suits.

my sister

Your mum. Right dirty, yep.

I wouldn't touch any of that lot with a Stunt Cock.

Juliette Lewis however is my kinda lunatic.

Brad Pitt

He's perfect Ok, I can't help it!

Most female newsreaders, especially Fiona Bruce and Susanna Reid. And the occassional weathergirl.

Wincy Willis float your boat eh Spacemonkey?

Victoria Beckham :facepalm:

Sorry

jeaneane garoffalo

screw it, i don't care if you're not meant to fancy her, i do

Don't apologise Bimbler, I would. Twice.

Wincy Willis float your boat eh Spacemonkey?

Having just done a Google I'll say thanks but no thanks.

…actually, most of the BBC Weather Girls. Especially that Louise Lear. Grrrr.

Where does on start?

I'm presuming, for the sake of understanding, that we're talking about folk aff the telly (or radio if the voice gets you), so that there's a common cultural reference?

Okay, Linda Barker – I forgot about her. There's something there, yes there is.

Then there's Eamonn Holmes fiance/colleague, Ruth Langsford. I saw her on a Rob Brydon show last week, reclining in a bed with a negligee on…..a bit later to bed that night, so I was.

Fanella Fudge, who does Radio 2 traffic has a voice to beguile me with, as does Julia Sutherland off of Radio Scotland's McAuley & Co.

There was a stunning Scots lass on an ITV teatime hospital drama a number of months ago too, but I forget her name.

Och, who am I kidding. I'm gullible for the sexed-up world of women in the media. I'm easy.

Oooh, Lily Allen. Yes siree.

lucy from sky news takes top honours on the , ahem, weather front.

dee-blooming lightful.

marina hyde, but then, there isnt anyone i wouldnt admit to.
its good to appreciate to all forms

I forgot – Lois Griffin!

I once had a really dirty dream about Cerys Matthews. She was good!
There was no reason for it, but afterwards felt strangley lustful everytime she was on telly.
Also Gail Porter, with no hair.

Second vote for Kirsty Allslop – something about the girth of her hips just says 'come harbour your ship in my calm waters'.

No idea where that idea came from.

If we're talking weather presenters, I think it must be tough to beat Look North's morning rota of

Lisa Gallagher

and Keeley Donovan

However I'd make no apology for either of them

Neil Oliver, Chris Beardshaw. Oooh!

This sort of thread always descends into "people who you fancy and it's obvious why" – see ourkidsam's post… 😉

Beth from Milkshake and errr…Tilda Swinton.

nowt up with a bit of Cerys

especially when airbrushed to within an inch of her life. And while we're on the subject of six music DJ's:

Kidding!

I wondered how long it would take for someone to post *that* picture for me… 😈

can-uk "kidding" is that whats its called when u fancy under age girls with pink hair?

my mum

Hora's mum

I can't believe no-ones got that one in yet

Skinny Trinny.