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  • Premier Icon Harry_the_Spider
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    Are you allowed to kill them?

    Premier Icon maccruiskeen
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    Are you allowed to kill them?

    Whilst they work?

    Premier Icon onewheelgood
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    Absolutely. Nothing worse than a whilster.

    Premier Icon slackboy
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    wither is this office?

    Premier Icon bearnecessities
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    It’s whilstful dithrepect.

    Premier Icon Harry_the_Spider
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    Thanks. Done it.

    Now there are bloody sirens outside making a racket.

    Well, you would take a job in a gemstone mine.

    “Hi ho, Hi Ho , It’s off to jail I go……….”

    Jamie
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    Sauron’s outside?

    I bet everyone is tolkein about that.

    Premier Icon maccruiskeen
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    Now there are bloody sirens outside making a racket.

    Thats not a racket, thats a harp

    rocketman
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    Our resident whistler tells us he started whistling to drown out the continuous white noise from his wife and 3 daughters and now he can’t stop poor sod

    Now there are bloody sirens outside making a racket.

    Ooooh! Do you work in Wimbledon? Is Venus with her? Isn’t it spelled racquet? COME ON TIM! He’s only Scottish when he loses…..

    Jamie
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    Tim Henman has the look of a whistler.

    Premier Icon Harry_the_Spider
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    Jamie
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    Seeds 10-1 already did.

    Even his hill is now another man’s mound.

    cynic-al
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    My desk neighbour did some loud humming recently.

    Premier Icon Harry_the_Spider
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    Kill him

    I’m seeing a pattern emerging…..hmmmm ,let’s see.

    There’s this bloke on t’internet who’s really gettin on my tits with his insistence on brutally murdering anyone who is annoying.

    What should I do Harry?

    yunki
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    I whistle at work..
    My bil has a theory that chronic whistlers and hummers are subconsciously trying (and failing) to convince themselves and others that they are not already dead inside… even though they clearly are

    Premier Icon Scapegoat
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    Thats not a racket, thats a harp

    Lyre

    Jamie
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    that they are not already dead inside.

    Don’t worry. Harry will be along to kill you on the outside as well soon.

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    Kill them all. Utter scum.

    nickhit3
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    boss has a habit of bursting into the area I work (not an office) in full song at about 200db. And i don’t work in a theatre. Typically a single line form a song he’s clearly heard in the morning. You’ll hear the same line later in the day, under his breath and then later, back at full Wembley vol.

    My bil has a theory that chronic whistlers and hummers are subconsciously trying (and failing) to convince themselves and others that they are not already dead inside… even though they clearly are

    I’m convinced! Having caught self (emerging whistler?) whistling I am somewhat concerned. Picture this:

    Chin raised noticeably skyward at a jaunty angle in the supermarket aisle late last Thursday. It had been a particularly challenging day, yet I felt light-hearted to be momentarily carefree. Maybe the piped-music and cool air, maybe the promise of a bottle of ale? Maybe a combination of contributory factors? Carefree and whistfully whistling. But then I realised I was becoming ‘that whistler’ and promptly ceased. I now look at the floor if tempted to begin whistling. I find this helps.

    Office whistlers? No excuses. Show them the door. Really.

    I just opened STW for the first time this morning and saw this thread first, while sat at my desk, in the office and whistling.

    Personally I think that my whistling is in fact brightening up everyone else’s, otherwise dull and quiet day. I am sure they love it.

    Premier Icon Coyote
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    Harry is approaching…

    I think Yunki has it, at least his BiL does.

    It’s starting to get a little Mumsnet in here with all these abbreviations sneaking in.

    Premier Icon Rusty Spanner
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    nickhit3 – Member
    boss has a habit of bursting into the area I work (not an office) in full song at about 200db. And i don’t work in a theatre. Typically a single line form a song he’s clearly heard in the morning. You’ll hear the same line later in the day, under his breath and then later, back at full Wembley vol.

    Play the earworm game.
    Great in a big office.
    1 to 3 players.
    Each player picks a song and attempts to plant it in the brain of as many non playing colleagues as possible, making them sing it out loud.

    Decide on a time limit before hand, but people tend to get a bit jumpy and annoyed after a few weeks.

    It’s starting to get a little Mumsnet in here with all these abbreviations sneaking in.

    HTS says KH

    Premier Icon wwaswas
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    Whistling or humming is a good way to quite down the voices in your head telling you to go on a killing spree amongst your work colleagues.

    Just sayin’

    Premier Icon Sandwich
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    Perchy yabu!

    Is that my coat.

    CountZero
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    Scapegoat – Member
    Thats not a racket, thats a harp

    Lyre
    That’s a bit harsh!

    piemonster
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    I whistle at work..

    And now I understand my previously irrational hatred of you is entirely justified

    pitduck
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    i whistle all the time,and this is the important bit, if i see spider i generally stamp on it. careful out there Harry!

    Premier Icon monkeysfeet
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    we had one, whislted Greensleeves every single sodding day. His nick name was “Thrush”. He asked why, Is it because I whistle like a bird??we said because he was an “irritating cu$$”

    CountZero
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    Are you allowed to kill them?

    That’s being too kind to them – solitary confinement in a room with soft walls should be the rule.

    We had one, whistled Greensleeves every single sodding day. His nick name was “Thrush”. He asked why, Is it because I whistle like a bird?? We said because he was an “irritating cu$$”

    😆

    tjagain
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    I whistle at work – people tell me its nice to hear and nice to see someone happy at their work.

    So up yours you miserable non whistlers.

    Premier Icon Harry_the_Spider
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    I know where you live.

    Premier Icon Harry_the_Spider
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    Update.

    We’ve had Jingle Bells and The Sound (oh, the irony) of Silence on a continuous loop all morning.

    I am about to commit a crime so vile and terrible that they won’t know what to arrest me for.

    Premier Icon stevied
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    I whistle at work

    Me too! Nowt wrong with being happy in your work. I bet you like Patience by GnR though?
    [video]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ErvgV4P6Fzc[/video]

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