I’ve got several Porn Star tees

Met a girl wearing one of those, told her not to give up the day job 😮

Got given an “adventure before dementia” tee that I don’t wear 🤔

Eeeh, when I were a lad, in my late teens, so mid 1980s, I had a couple of tees printed up by a friend, that were kind of locally famous.

A red one, white lettering, “oral sex is a matter of taste”

And a bright yellow one , black lettering, “legalise sheep shagging”

I was always impressed that my mum washed them and hung them on the line right way up facing the neighbours!

My parents were/are **** ace.

Mary hinge, indeed they are hahaha!!

Seen a guy walking through perth one day with a t shirt that said ‘will **** for coke’.
But he was an ugly bastard, so I reckon he went thirsty.

Hmmm I do have a certain on-one reg Mombasa t-shirt of a bike with a dick that Seemed a good idea at the time.

I’ve also got a stellar t shirt from Brussels of a topless pig with er large bobbies that languishes in my wardrobe whilst I await the social occasion I could wear it.