PEAKS POOTLE: June 12th, Cakes, Tandems and a bit of a chat
No way is my cat riding in some poncey full susser. I’ll do you a deal, get yourself a Tiglet ordered and the cat will bring you a nice can of tasty Whiskas.
Oh, can I just say – since it seems to be de rigeur on this thread – that I’m really, really slow. NBT will sign an affadavit to that effect, and I’ll be hobbling along at the rear pushing my bike on anything which isn’t horizontal tarmac… 😉
[Edit: nice moggy, those bars are on the wide side though. Have a look for some of the new feline-specific stuff that’s coming out]Posted 7 years ago
I’m going to ensure that anyone who claims to be slow actually is slow by either removing bits from bikes, or breaking limbs.
The point isn’t how slow you are – the point is that if you want go go fast, you’ll either have to wait for the slower riders, or bugger off and do your own antisocial thing. This is a social ride for social riders. We’ll even accept calderdale types, if they can bear to leave The ValleyPosted 7 years ago
This is a social ride for social riders. We’ll even accept calderdale types, if they can bear to leave The Valley
Aren’t they confined there by a powerful magnetic forcefield that acts on their niche, long-travel steel-framed, hardtails with 2.5mm Super Tacky Swampthings front and rear?
I heard rumours that one or two escaped by accidentally building Mmmmplops or worrever they’re called, but were dragged back by fear at not being surrounded on all five sides by serried banks of stone steps… The Steps of Death, The Steps of Nausea, the Steps of Psychosis, the Steps of Niche, the Steps of Steps, that sort of thing?
I heard tell that many of them are now incapable or riding up or down a uniform slope. Just saying 😉Posted 7 years agosinglespeedstuSubscriber
tollah – Member
Count us in I’ll bring a camera to make sure there’s some mincing going on.
I’m out then.
Unless it snows and wokboy doesn’t turn up again. 😉
We might be able to talk another tandem team into coming aswell.Posted 7 years ago
We’ll be able to have some full on tandem trail jostling then.marsdenmanMember
@nbt – hello mate – just me i’m afraid – Mrs MM has not really ridden since her ‘off’ on the commute late last year – need to get her out again at some point – or sell her baby ‘bred to fund my lust for change 😉
Looking forward to making a fat fool of meself, catching up with you both and meeting that lot up there ^^^^ on the 12th 😉Posted 7 years ago
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