http://www.wiggle.co.uk/assos-ladies-umall-s2-bib-tights/?&source=MaxiFeed&id=5360039985

‘Interesting’ Assos marketing…

I wonder what the model looks like now.

Don’t you usually get to see boobies on page 3?

Super Mario does a similar thing on his website.

Im more a lycra man myself

Assos have a long history of this kind of thing. I remember Cycling Weekly being in the same stash as Amateur Photographer and ‘Big and Bouncy’ on account of the Assos advertising 8)

Caused a sensation in the Tehran outlet:

eh? what?? oh, I appear to have bought 30 pairs of shorts

What exactly do you get with them for £204?

What exactly do you get with them for £204?

A night with their model!

I’d be wanting more than one night with their model for that price. Breakfast in bed, dishes done, washing done, as a minimum too..

Might be wrong, but I think that assos model is actually the wife of the bloke that owns the company.

Saw that years ago 🙄

I thought this was something new!

Call me a reverse prude, but all the model is doing is showing the garment for sale. If she had on a top, rather than covering her bits with her hands, you just know some genius who buys the item will be firing emails at Wiggle asking where all there order is, as the model on the website had a top on.

I see no difference in the dudes stuff being modelled in the same way. It shows the item for sale, and nothing else.

…well ok, apart from the naff shades.

Some people need to stop getting all tingly at the slightest sight of some breasts.

What I want to know is , how the hell would she go on if she needed a pee mid ride? (and I mean bike ride)

urgh male cameltoe ^^

Stav, you pretty much have to strip off. Some have a zip though which makes it a bit easier, but mostly I use leggings

…well ok, apart from the naff shades.

And even after several emails I’m still waiting for them! Useless cunch of bunts!!! 👿

mamiltoe

Aldi ones have muffin tops and camel toe

What I want to know is , how the hell would she go on if she needed a pee mid ride? (and I mean bike ride)

A damn fine reason NOT to wear bibs. Whoever thought they were a good idea?

mamiltoe

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And even after several emails I’m still waiting for them! Useless cunch of bunts!!!

I bet they haven’t shipped the can of spray tan either? ****.

Mamiltoe = STW gag of the year, so far.

😀

Aye, certainly made me gag

You’d think that if the guy was spending so much on a pair of biblongs that he douldnt afford a top or shoes that he’d at least choose a pair that fit properly.

Gore (and probably others) do ladies bib-tights that unzip at the waist.

Lmfao! Mamiltoe is exactly what I had earlier today and was most uncomfortable/unsightly! 😯