Outsourcerers – what should their theme tune be ?

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  • cranberry

    We have an … infestation of outsourcerers in our organisation, causing chaos where the previous ones only provided quite, competent efficiency. Over the summer the new ones screwed things up so badly that the vast majority of our customers couldn’t send us money.

    I can’t help thinking that their theme song should be:


    .. because they exhibit Muppetry, but are just a bit too shit to be considered Muppets.

    What would the theme tune to the outsourcers in your organisation be ?

    ( my, that was cathartic 😉 )

    Premier Icon Rubber_Buccaneer


    They’re not wizzards, but then

    quite, competent efficiency

    the last lot were pretty average

    Premier Icon BigJohn

    Outsorcerer’s Apprentice



    Because they are getting paid whatever…

    Outsorcing problems are generally down to poor management


    “I’ve done my sentence
    But committed no crime.”

    2 incorrect statements as far as ours are concerned.

    The 2nd line support Fraggle was telling a customer with a badly configured proxy to use ours ( address like proxy.internal.cranberrysorg.org )

    The developers had to patch a product, adding in a checkbox. In UAT the software fails if you click the checkbox. And the developers were claiming to be unable to reproduce the error.


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