Can’t say that I’ve ever done it.

Me neither

I remember years ago a lady friend of mine who has 36″ inside legs (long legs) was trying to find some lingerie that fitted.

She googled “Long legged ladies underwear” and was quite shocked at the images returned.

I have but it was a long time ago and the result of mistyping a web address.

Oh, I have only ever found porn sites deliberately. They are easy to find but difficult to accidently wander onto.

It happened that once in the televised select committee… but I think I got away with it. Oh… and that time in the televised House of Commons session… pretty sure I got away with that as well. No one was watching.

He says he’ll resign if found guilty?

Surely that’s going to go like this:

Did you do it?
Yes
Guilty
Bye

WorldClassAccident

I remember years ago a lady friend of mine who has 36″ inside legs (long legs) was trying to find some lingerie that fitted.

She googled “Long legged ladies underwear” and was quite shocked at the images returned.

I had a similar experience when I was having trouble with a nerve in my face and I googled “facial numbness”.

I have but it was a long time ago and the result of mistyping a web address.

Hotmale?

Pen island?

I once accidentally picked up a copy of Razzle instead of the Guardian and didn’t realise my error until somebody pointed out my mistake as I read it in the office.

I see that he’s gone for his bosses ‘we must wait for the results of the enquiry’ line

When I watched him being interviewed in front of the countries media though, my first thought was ‘what on earth is he wearing?!’

I have but it was a long time ago and the result of mistyping a web address.

PornHub when you meant BikeHub?

I have every sympathy with him. Who amongst us hasn’t found themselves ambushed by pornography?

Playing devils advocate as in no way attempting to defend the bloke, but surely most of us have clicked on that thing in the WhatsApp group chat and wished we hadn’t….after watching it 5 times.

black cock videos?

I suspect the “Porn addiction, we should pity him no punish him” line will come out soon.

I think that they should stream the videos that he was watching on all major news channels.

Just so we can judge for ourselves based on the evidence of course.

I have but it was a long time ago and the result of mistyping a web address.

PornHub when you meant BikeHub?

No singlecrackworld instead of singletrackworld

He’ll claim he has an addiction and should be supported not punished.

Did have to laugh at the interview, where he stated he was concerned about the embarrassment that this matter was causing his wife and family….own it, it’s all on you.

I used to work for a very large UK company and got involved in a case like this. I had to deliver a guys laptop to our security group for investigation and I remember them telling me that they accepted porn sites could be designed to inadvertently draw you in but the key was how long did it take you to close it down…..and did you revisit it.

The BBC states he was viewing in the Chamber AND in a Select Committee so that doesn’t sound like a one off error to me.

edit: ignore me, I meant to post this on onlyfans not STW.

From Twitter a couple of days ago –

@sturdyAlex: Look forward to:

– Absolutely no porn was watched.
– There was porn, but I was ambushed by it.
– I’m furious that nobody advised me it was porn.
– Who doesn’t watch porn at work, really.
– It would be wrong to preempt the porn inquiry.
– MOVE ON, YOU PRUDES. THERE’S A WAR ON!

When I watched him being interviewed in front of the countries media though, my first thought was ‘what on earth is he wearing?!’

thats a hedge resistant tunic for getting to the really hard stuff behind the bus stop

Why didn’t they follow up his “opened by mistake” statement with a question why were you on your phone when you should be paying attention to the HoC/select committee proceedings?

Handy surname for a bit of alliteration- Pervy Parish

@joshv 👏
Tho I don’t think he has to go hedge foraging too much, it drops at his feet by accident!

My lad had ‘pawn’ ping an alert to us from his phone yesterday.

He insisted it was chess pieces, he was too quick with his answer for me to think he’s lying, but we still had a chat about viewing movies etc.

Surely when in a meeting or the Chamber you just turn your phone off? Even just leaving it in your pocket is enough. He should be concentrating on what is being discussed, not surfing the web. If you need to make or take notes in use a sodding notepad and pen.

Playing devils advocate as in no way attempting to defend the bloke, but surely most of us have clicked on that thing in the WhatsApp group chat and wished we hadn’t….after watching it 5 times.

No, the little preview picture and who has sent it is usually a big clue as to whether it’s suitable for viewing or not. Easily avoided by just not looking at your phone at important times.

Patagonian covers it quite well, I think.

When I worked for DWP there was a computer secure room where random screenshots of what staff were looking at on their computers were taken, that was eye opening, often for messages between staff rather than websites in use.

One of my favourite episodes of Ab Fab is the one where June Whitfield was struggling to shut down the Internet as she was “caught in a porn loop”. Terry Scott never knew what he’d been missing.

They should be treated like kids in school – no phones rule and lockers outside the chamber to put them in. They’re all supposed to be there working, representing our interests not playing wordle, reading stw or getting frothy watching porn.

I dunno what you’re all moaning at, it’s not like he’d been elected to a position of responsibility to try and run the country or anything 😉

On the train home the headlines on the free paper wrote about a huge snake being found.
I googled worlds biggest snake once I got in and not many results featured actual jungle beasties.

I was in a small shop once, the owner was watching porn. They tried to blame a pop up.

What’s that thing when parody become indistinguishable from fact?

'You are going to get people that step over the line.'

Neil Parish, who has had the whip removed following accusations he watched pornography in the Commons, spoke to Darren McCaffrey earlier this week and denied there was a cultural problem in Parliament. pic.twitter.com/bHHQedHpdo

— GB News (@GBNEWS) April 29, 2022

Happened once years ago. The .co.uk site was a booking agency for wedding / ceilidh bands and the .com site was hardcore gay porn. Luckily I was at home and not at work.

Ceildh porn? That’s quite a specialty.

If he had opened it inadvertently, then I assume that he’ll have no problems submitting his browsing history as supporting evidence for that claim

https://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/lifestyle/which-tory-mp-is-the-gimp-prowler-of-somerset-20190717187487

Think the mistake was that it was not the porn he really wanted that he opened, but as it was open better just watch it anyway.

Many years ago I sent a marketing info for website filtering software made by sun microsystems to all the schools in the country.

http://www.sun.com was mistyped so we asked them all to visit sin . com instead. luckily the wilds of the internet weren’t so wild back then.

No word of a lie. I was googling CAMRA at work in 2000 and there was a porn site that was camra.com or something similar. I clicked on it and nearly shit myself when it opened to definitely not photos of bearded sandal wearing men. I closed it quickly but spent the next month or so worried I was going to be sacked.