Is there anything they can’t do?

My life is suddenly just little bit more complete….

At last, a kebab flavoured foodstuff that looks like sick before you eat it.

That’s progress for you Fred! It marches ceaselessly on.

Cloud Computing? Pah! Get real Steve Jobs. Hybrid foodstuffs is where its at!

May I also recommend:

Mm, it’s like the distilled essence of Friday Night Out. Close my eyes, and I can drift off to a world of stupidly bright fluorescent strip lights, blokes fighting outside, police sirens and inappropriately dressed young ladies in a strange bright orangey hue, all against the backdrop of the smell of burnt fat….

Sigh. It’s just not the same though really. Ultimately quite disappointing. 🙁

Check pon dis, Binners:

Ever since it was pointed out to me that the slowly spinning lump of meat in the window looks like they’ve got a pensioners leg on the go I’ve struggled to eat them with the same gusto I used to 🙁

Mm, it’s like the distilled essence of Friday Night Out. Close my eyes, and I can drift off to a world of stupidly bright fluorescent strip lights, blokes fighting outside, police sirens and inappropriately dressed young ladies in a strange bright orangey hue, all against the backdrop of the smell of burnt fat….

LOL, post of the week !!

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LOL, post of the week !!

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Doner pot noodle is grrrreeeeat, but not because it tastes of doner (it doesn’t really), but it is still a lovely ‘slaaag’ of a snack. Even dirtier than ‘chow mein’ flavour, mmmmmmmmmmm….. 😀

Aaaaaaaaaaaaah You’re a poet Fred and no mistake. I can almost feel the burn of the morning after, emerging through the heavy green fug of the dutch oven. With the enthusiastically positive answer ringing in my ears of the last question asked on any self-respecting night out:

Chilli sauce?

It’s the slut of convenience foods…

heathens………………. 🙄

i have just eaten a green salad with feta, and a nice mustard seed vinagrette. 8)

BLASPHEMER!!!!!!!!

Burn him!!!

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Chill Sauce?

Germolene is your friend, Binners…

Ton – I think you should go and sit quietly in the corner and have a think about what it is you’ve just done

I had a home made cheese and onion pie for lunch. Lush it was

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm pieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

I’m going to have a large mixed doner, allasaladmate, chillisoucemate, and baconnaise. You bastard

sorry…………………………………………. 😥

Cheese and onion pie, Binners?

Cheese and onion pie????

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It was a quiche, wasn’t it? Own up you ponce! 😡

I have never been bright orange, but all the rest…. 😳

The best doner kebab in the world….

Sorry, Binners, but it’s not a patch on this place I’m afraid:

When you coming down? I’ll take you there. You too, Emsz. 😀

Have just overdone the Encona Original Hot Chilli sauce – steam is coming out of my ears and my tongue is now hanging out … I’m so going to pay the price for this tomorrow 😯

Never again will I trust Elfin choice of chilli sauce … he is obviously equipped with a stronger constitution than me!

It was definitely a pie Fred. A gert big **** off one! With chips and mushy peas.

Quiche indeed? Pah!

Anyway…. I’d love to stay and argue but the United Game isn’t going to watch itself while drinking my beer, is it?

When are your lot playing in the Champions League then Fred? Oh….. erm…..

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What did I tell you, Sue? Just a weeny bit! 😯

Sheesh… Some people, they never listen…. 🙄

Shut up Binners you quiche-eating ponce! 😡

We’ll be back next season, don’t worry. That sixth cup will be ours soon….

I’m not eating a kebab!!

chips, it’s the only food for after drinking

What, binners eating a quiche? LOLz

It’ll be prawn sandwiches next.

Oh, hang on a minute…

Ah come on Emsz; a lovely, healthy, nutritious kebab….

Mmm……

It’s the food of the Gods you know. Binners will tell you.

It’ll be prawn sandwiches next.

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Qualitage…

Best Kebab in the world? The King Sized Mixed from the Turkish Delight

Thread closed!

COME ON MAN YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!