MATT FROM COUNTRYFILE JUST WAVED AT ME!!!

I’m never going to wash my eyes again.

*swoon*

Is he the nice young man?

Grannies love him.

[OHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGOD!]

My daughter got a message off Matthew Ashton, the VP of design at Lego, complementing her on her building skills.

We all waved our hands about excitedly at that one!

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Is he the nice young man?

He’s a real decent bloke. Went on the piss with him a few years ago. Down to earth, Durham farmer type.

Not just grannies. I mean, look at him…

I went to the Countryfile Show just to see one of the presenters. It wasn’t Matt though.

Was it Tom?

Ellie FTW.

*wonders how long before someone links to the Ellie in the seaweed bath clip on youtube*

He’s a real decent bloke. Went on the piss with him a few years ago. Down to earth, Durham farmer type.

A Durham farmer type that moved to Hampshire, or was it Somerset?

I like him, I reckon a pint in the pub with him would be just like having an old mate hang around.

Was he wearing wellies when he waved?

Ellie lives round here too. Never seen her though. Seen Adam a few times. I’m like a Countryfile Presenter Magnet.

Was he wearing wellies when he waved?

He was riding a bike! Like we do!

Hang on, sorry, like we say we do.

Ellie lives round here too. Never seen her though. Seen Adam a few times. I’m like a Countryfile Presenter Magnet

I was on the same flight as Adam Henson, if that counts. He didn’t wave at me, though.

Was it Tom?

It wasn’t Tom. I sat in the front row while she was interviewed. Kept my hands on my lap to stop them flapping.

 I sat in the front row while she was interviewed. Kept my hands on my lap to stop me fapping.

FTFY

That Adam bloke turned up briefly at the pub a few weeks back. Failed to buy anyone a drink, disappointed.

A Durham farmer type that moved to Hampshire, or was it Somerset?

Buckinghamshire according to Wiki. As I guess most of his work involves that there London, seems a sensible choice to me.

Gumph….

I saw John Craven looking for halloumi in the cheddar fridge in Morrisons. Should’ve looked in the speciality cheeses section mate.

Still waiting for Ellie to visit our shop….. *sigh*

Kate Humble was invited to the inaugeration do for the solar roof on our village hall (she is reasonably local to us). After her bit we spent the rest of the evening talking as if we had known each other for years. An extremely nice, interesting and grounded person with plenty in common with me it would seem 🙂

She took my phone number but never called me again 🙁

You wash your eyes??!!!

Matt Baker… mmm. He was lush on Strictly

She took my phone number but never called me again

Shes probably waiting for you to make the first move

🤪👍👍🤷‍♂️

She took my phone number but never called me again

No chance mate, she’s been married to her childhood sweetheart since 1992.

*wonders how long before someone links to the Ellie in the seaweed bath clip on youtube*

45 minutes.

Here you go

You wash your eyes??!!!

Not any more.

IIRC Ms Grumble had an Inbred (old skool 26″ SS in white ) back in the day too.

Anyone see Kate Humble on the Harry Hill Alien programme?? I’ll see if it’s on YT

Sorry, it was Harry Hill’s Tea Time. It’s about the only clip from it not on youtube. I think I know why…

Morrison’s have a ‘fridge just for Cheddar?

Morrison’s have a ‘fridge just for Cheddar?

Me and John Craven live in the South. To be clear, I don’t live with him, just near him.

Me and John Craven live in the South.

Clearly not if you have a Morrisons nearby. I mean, it might geographically be south but it’s obviously not ‘the south’

Not sure if this programme was shown outside of Wales. Worth a watch for the delightful Kate….. still waiting for the call… Humble

‘will you forgive me if I last 2 seconds and squeal a bit?’

‘as long as you get in’

A friend is a Countryfile director, would you like me to see if I can get you a signed turnip?

Screw that, see if you can get me a job.

To be fair, Applecross is a beautiful place, it had quite an effect on me too.

In fact, I saw Sue Barker there.

I can’t cope