I’d managed to totally forget about the little barm pot until I just read that he won the opening TT of the Dauphine Libere.

It’s almost spoilt my anticipation having been reminded that I’ll have to watch him spitting his dummy out for most of July.

Bu**er!

Don’t touch me!

Even worse though all those fat men in old USPS and new Astana jerseys and brand new Trek Madones will be out telling everyone how brilliant bloody Lance Armstrong is in about 3 weeks time.

Watching Cadel make an arse of himself is all part of the fun.

Funny isn’t it, that the Australians go on about whinging Poms, yet it’s actually they who are truly world class at being whining, snivelling little sulkers!

But did you see the size of him? Its like Cadel and Bert Grabsch have been having a pie-off all winter.

I might have to take my hat off to him later, but just I can’t see him making it up Ventoux with the likes of Contador, Basso and Nibali.

Matt

Don’t step on my dog!

Is it chewing all those pies that makes his jaw so big? Or something else? Hmm.

pie floater surely?

he’s known as ‘Tubs’
and i don’t mean the tyres either.

Even worse though all those fat men in old USPS and new Astana jerseys and brand new Trek Madones will be out telling everyone how brilliant bloody Lance Armstrong is in about 3 weeks time.

Tell me about it. On my way back home from a chaingang a couple of weeks ago, and there’s the first:

Trek Madone – check
Full Astana team kit – check
Beer gut – check!

Bert Grabsch was comically big, fair play to Cadel though – it was a good time. Contador’s bike paint job was a bit wtf!?