Just had an email round saying the toilets have been put out of action for the second time this month by someone putting a whole orange down the pan.

WTAF? Why would anyone think that was a thing to do? Twice?

Peeling one off?

It must be driving U round the bend

shatsuma ?

Getting past the circumference must have made their eyes water.

Shatsuma

Winner. 😆

A whole orange, or is it someone just taking the pith?

As I’ve said on here before, toilet terrorism is a thing. I’ve encountered it in a couple of workplaces, either in the form of pissing all over the place or deliberately blocking the toilets (on one occasion, using about a hundred ballpoint pens). In my experience, it tends to happen when people are feeling disenfranchised.

Very tame considering the thread title, thought I’d be pipped to that one

Edit

In my experience, it tends to happen when people are feeling disenfranchised.

there is a fine line between disenfranchised and just being a knob

That’ll have taken some squeezing out.

Maybe they ate it whole?

I would never put the toilets out of action. Where I used to work, life was so tedious, going to the loo was the highlight of the day.

(We are talking fruit, not bike brand I assume?)

Bored worker, probably lost their zest for life.

What was it, Orange 5, Alpine, Segment?

Strange what appeals to some folk.

It’s just a pithy when people resort to such pettiness.

Has anyone asked Terry about it?

It’s not Terry’s, it’s mine

😳

Somebody is taking the pith.

Maybe you should employ toilet security, or at least someone to mandari(n)m!!

IGMC……..

Maybe someone with a lisp told him he was taking the piss.

Maybe they got angry after they couldn’t get a date.

Harry the Spider perhaps.

shatsuma ?

APPLAUDS

Well, I hope the search for the culprit proves fruitful.

That would certainly widen your circle.

You should be grapeful to get hold of a plummer on a bank holiday weekend. Maybe you should have a lime up of potential cul-pips, see if anyone looks susp-citrus.

The man from Delmonte, he says piss..
(Ok, needs work…) 🙂

Pipsqueak

We tend to get angry/desperates at around 10am… door rattlers… multiple cubicle door handle tryers… its quite unnerving when you’re trying to relax!

Someone got confused with a chocolate log

they had a bad case of kumsquits

shatsuma

Oh well done. Really well done.

it tends to happen when people are feeling disenfranchised.

possible suffragette movement?

Tell them to switch to veg, you’ll never have that problem if you just have a pea

A blood orange I would imagine

That reminds me my test kit just arrived (only available to persons of a certain vintage).

far too much navel gazing

Meanwhile, in NY (probably fake but it’s been suggested on here more than once)…

Woman arrested for defecating on boss’ desk after winning the lottery

Mud monkey 😆

The other reports on that website JD are all about Women’s misdemeanours ..what’s going on there?

EDIT – sorry I take it back

Man gives up sex for life to vape in a fedora