I think it’s obvious what most of you will be in here for…Yes, that’s right, stop reading those damned novels this instant!

Religion I’d keep on the list. I note they have ‘Imaginary Women Troubles’, ‘Women Troubles’ and ‘Female Disease’ so the females are pretty much screwed whatever, especially when coupled with with domestic abuse and your husband leaving you.

As for ‘Deranged Masturbation’ – not sure what would qualify here!

Also Political Excitement…That’s a good chunk of the forum right there…

“Imaginary female trouble”

Louise is real, dammit.

Whoa! You only get 30 years?

Tobacco and masterbation sounds like my teenage years…

Is tobacco and masturbation two separate afflictions do you think or someone doing a Clinton on themselves?

“Carbonic Acid Gas” – I believe that was @FB-ATB

.singletrackworld.com/forum/topic/im-stuck-in-a-lift/page/2/#post-11841703.

Parents were cousins 😆

Salvation Army 🙂

Seems a bit harsh, but then again, totally fair.

And I like that they have both masturbation, and suppressed masturbation. I wonder if there is an approved level of masturbation that is unlikely to have you declared insane?

Seduction and disappointment has been my MO for many a year.

A whole bunch of names for the next time I create a sock puppet.

“Exposure and quackery” for those of you that wear lycra on a MTB outside of race situations

Seduction and disappointment has been my MO for many a year.

jesus I think we’d all be commited for that.

“vicious vices”

Ah someone else has left a Record No.3 tightened shut and walked into the tommy bar then.

Also Political Excitement…That’s a good chunk of the forum right there…

🤣🤣

And Egotism.

I reckon there are a few on here who could ticke them all off.

If anyone can actually describe WTAF “Gathering in the Head” refers to?

Sexual abuse but only if it’s excessive.

If anyone can actually describe WTAF “Gathering in the Head” refers to?

Worryingly, I think I may have felt that at times.

They should replace ‘novel reading’ with ‘social media reading’ 😉

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/reasons-admission-insane-asylum-1800s/

Thirty years masturbation though! Props if he was edging……

don’t mention “the War”

politics …. hhhmmmmmm 🤔

nice to see coke and hookers is up there. (twice ;D)

Obviously the church would only tolerate bashing the bishop.

Deranged masturbation, and suppressed masturbation…… i wish they would make their mind up

Deranged masturbation

what is known up here in Scotland as ‘rippin the head aff it’

Seduction and disappointment? The war? Fall from horse in war? They feckers were harsh! 🙂

Novel reading 😕 BOOKS ONLY. And probably the good book only.

excessive sexual abuse Scary. There was an accepted level.