Pickled onion Monster Munch sandwiched between two salt and vinegar Disco’s,…

Party in your mouth time!

Scampi Fries & Pickled Onion Monster Munch = WORST BREATH EVER…

I remember throwing some on the open fire at my dad’s old pub once, they melted into a black oily tar substance before igniting!

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Cheesy explosion

I went to the Drs last week & said ‘Doc, my knob’s turned orange’ He was a bit surprised & told me to ‘lob it out’ so he could see. He asked loads a few questions such as am I on any medication, where do I work etc, nothing of which seemed any use. Then he asked me what I did in my spare time, hobbies & the like, to see if that had some bearing on the problem. I told him a watched a lot of porn & ate Wotsits.

IGMC