You need to be really careful when unrolling a 100m coils of 63mm HDPE pipe. So far we have broken a chaps ankle, smacked one bloke in the chops removing his front teeth with incredible efficiency and broken the knee cap of another chap.

Pipe can be dangerous – fact.

molgrips – certainly not anymore, tried to get a replacement part just to find they went bust a couple of weeks ago – one custom bodge on the way…

The ROI of the campaign over the last FY was 3.1 We were pleased with that.

the colour temperature in the sonnet room at the John Rylands Library in Manchester was 3000k today.

The outdoor colour temperature of 5600k was taken from a measurement done in Washington DC, Midsummer, at midday.

MartynS do you work at Rylands?

Mrs Spider also works at Rylands.

KPI 4.6 is currently at 98.4%

Dichloromethane does not evaporate when poured on concrete, it soaks through it and out the other side.

CAPTAINFLASHHEART:

email me, new stuff from Balance goes global on Monday.
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Genital warts may develop in a person’s mouth if infected through fellation. And my supervisor is a liar.

the people who work in the office are obviously not feeling the effects of recession. In the past few months they have thrown away:
half a tescos cooked chicken,
an unopened M&S pasta salad
apples, plums, melon salads, blueberries
countless half-loaves of bread
countless 6 packs of rolls (some unopened)
a full 2ltr bottle of Tesco value water
various beers and alcopops
and many many half drunk starbucks/costa coffees

The worst thing is, sometimes these things (fruit mainly) haven’t even gone off!

There are over 32 genetic blood groups so throw the old ABO system in the bin.

Most NHS MR scanners use a magnetic field of 3 tesla. standing in the wrong place at the wrong time that’s enough to remove a pacemaker in a “non-surgical manner”
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MartynS do you work at Rylands?

Mrs Spider also works at Rylands.

No.. we were covering the announcment of the new poet lauret.. Mrs Spider may have witnesed the chaos!

There is a difference between ‘WHERE x IS NULL’ and ‘WHERE x = null’ in Oracle.

.2 of a degree C ruins the tempering for chocolate, rendering a batch of chocolates wasted.

grizzlygus – Member

Genital warts may develop in a person’s mouth if infected through fellation. And my supervisor is a liar.

Looking for a payrise 😯

My company has stopped all pay rises for management this year 🙁

Banana’s are grown on plants not trees

There is over 8500 types of apples in the world

If bacteria multiplies every 15 minutes, and you have a contaminated product unrefridgerated, then 1strand of bacteria will become 16, 777, 216 strands after 6 hours. About 1 million will cause food poisoning. Think about that next time your having a take-away and the food is left uncovered and unrefridgerated 😥

On average each grain of British wheat will produce 77 to 80% of its weight in white flour. 0.3% of its weight will be wheatgerm.

9 out of 10 sex-workers who get on our bus are addicted to crack or heroin.

BB