. . . . have more “poo bugs”* on their hands than southern men. So excuse me if I don’t shake hands with you!

* Technical term, as used by Dr Val Curtis of the London School of Hygiene and Tropical Medicine, interviewed on today’s “Woman’s Hour”

…… are unlikely to fancy ‘birds’ called Esme so you are probably safe

😛

I think Esme is a very nice name.

So there!

(Southern bloke 😛 <washes hands> )

As my Grandad once told me – “its only a bit of shit lad”

You ate it one way so must be ok going the other.

Hygiene – overrated IMO.

😉

Probably explains why rufty, tufty Northern blokes have better developed immune systems than soft, southern shandy drinking namby pambies.

inability to withstand poo bugs? harden the **** up!

At some point in most modern relationships you will probably be attempting some kind of oro-genital contact; don’t worry about his hands, and don’t expect him to worry about yours….

As my Grandad once told me – “its only a bit of shit lad”

LMAO

Reet funneh.

I thought this was going to be a gayness thread, just goes to show how prejudiced I am..

i guess it must be all the the nice “cottages” in Guildford – “think i’ll just nip in and wash my hands”

Probably explains why rufty, tufty Northern blokes have better developed immune systems than soft, southern shandy drinking namby pambies.

and die sooner… 8)

and die sooner…

Nah, that’s all the pies and bitter we consume.

With your dirty hands…