After years of their sodding music belting through the wall, and their damned dog yapping all day in their yard, Mrs North and I have now brought home our own revenge…

…she weighs 5lbs 8 oz, is called Beatrice and already has a cry that could wake the dead….

😈

Nice, though mine's cheaper. Small hole drilled through the wall and a CO2 tank…

Congrats!

Congratulations to you both!

I remember the day that my wife and I brought out first child home quite clearly.

I won't go into any more detail at the moment.

Well Done Chap and Chappess !! hope all doing well 🙂

congratulations.

Your wife will have to get rid of her MX5 now.

Congratulations to both you and Mrs. North! Revenge, dishes, cold servings of, spring to mind! 🙂

Thanks, all.

Samuri – MX5 went earlier this year. we're well into 4 door hatchback teritory now.

when the kid gets into teens, you can start looking at coupes again, but then a 4 door saloon that's astonishingly good with the fuel, looks far more attractive. 😉 Life is so cruel.

Congrats.

From the description of your neighbours, I think you may live next-door-but-one to me 🙂

Congrats.

Bit of overkill though. My revenge was a Husky TE450 trail bike that I take out about 7am every Sunday when I'm home…

Congrats, though you may find the neighbours have the last laugh when their noisemaking activities wake up your new toy…

I always opted for something more like this:

to settle noise issues with neighbours 😉

But I am guessing your way will work too for revenge! Hope your walls are paper thin 😉

Congratulations! You'll certainly get them back with that noise machine!

Congratulations!

I had similar thoughts of revenge of tb-jnr keeping the neighbours up, but to date they apprently have never heard her 🙁

Many years ago I opted for Capn Kronos' approach with Radio 3 2 hrs after my neighbours turned their music off at 5am as they did every night for the month before.

I went out for 3 hours and never heard their music again. 🙂

Loud sex is always the best method of noise-revenge. I dont think you'll be getting that for a while though!!

If I send you my two noisemakers, you could stack them like Capt. Kronos' solution.

Congrats!!!

I remember the day that my wife and I brought out first child home quite clearly.

aah yes, that first night of blind panic!

Yay, welcome home 🙂

(still here, still fat).

The long game, i like it.

Congratulations!!

And newborns can't cry properly – give it a few months for her lungs to fully develop and you're revenge will be complete!

I remember the day that my wife and I brought out first child home quite clearly.

I won't go into any more detail at the moment.

Wrong colour, eh?

you don't live next to Muddydwarf do you ?

congratulations

Congratulations fella. See you at Head over Heels as soon as she's old enough 🙂

Hope you've got her booked in for baby yoga. Its compulsory round here you know

I will be doing the same in a few months, good luck with it all,

Congratulations!

She might not be able to cry loud enough yet to disturb the neighbours, but the sound of tired parents walking into things in the middle of the night should do it 🙂

Remember, if you can't find your wallet for a trip to the shop for nappies/milk/etc it's probably in the fridge.

If you don't get them back with the crying, just you wait until the start dropping toys at 6am… 🙂 That'll get them for sure.:)