- Nocturnal Milkshake Action
It's 04:35. I am awake. I'm having a milkshake. In bed. (Well, it's a For Goodness Shakes protein shake, 'cause there was one in the fridgidaire. But I'm struck by the unworthy thought that hers may have been a Slimfast anyway.)
It's quite nice. And the bed's holding up fine for the moment.
Anyone else? 🙂Posted 7 years agodeadlydarcyMember
I think you've cheated there BD. I mean…if you're going to go for a milkshake in the dark, you might as well bust out the full fat milk, some bananas, other random fruit and ice cream which can then be whacked into the blender and whisked noisily to a furiousl froth. This has both the advantage of making you feel childishly naughty while worrying the neighbours. ("that new chap…we're a bit worried about him…blending at all hours!").
Simply opening your fridge and opening something that's already been put together for you, and then not breaking the bed just seems like you're not really trying. Fair dues though…it's still not entirely normal behaviour. I'm thinking given the weather, there won't be any mass ascent of balloons this morning to accompany your shake. Which would have completed the surreality of the moment.Posted 7 years agoU31
I was naked, yes, but as I wasn't in the changing room at the gym, I kinda thought it would be ok. I didn't break the bed, sadly, but I did break copious amounts of wind thereafter, waking Mrs B. I shoulda just kept it simple and made a banana milkshake, shouldn't I?
Now, eating mackerel pate on toast in the changing rooms? That really is disgusting!Posted 7 years ago
There should be a rule against it.
NO MACKEREL PATE IN THE CHANGING AREAS
Possibly with some incomprehensible graphic showing the eating of mackerel pate by a naked man, to the horror of other users of the facilities.
This is the closest I can get. We'd have to have it custom made I reckon.Posted 7 years ago
I'll have a word with the guys at LA Fitness to see if they want one in all their gyms. I reckon a run of 200 signs won't cost that much.
I was also concerned about the eating of bananas, post exercise, in a gym where naked men may well bePosted 7 years ago
waving their bits aboutchanging, so perhaps a "No Bananas" sighn would help to avert discomfort and/or disaters caused by ambiguity?BunnyhopSubscriber
I'm guessing that eating/drinking a milkshake in BD's bedroom is going to be a pleasant experience, but the thought of eating pate in a smelly men's changing room in a gym….. eek.Posted 7 years ago
Maybe we could send the delightful lady who broke her bed to that very gym. This would kill 2 birds with one stone, she would get a little bit of exercise and be put off food with the changing room smells of fish and erm fish 😉scaredypantsSubscriber
If you* actually shook your milkshake, whilst standing nekkid in your kitchen and made a video of it for youtube, I think MrNutt may actually explode with indignation and repressed feelings that he just can't articulate
*not you, bunnyhop as I believe you may not have the requisite wazzing "banana" of which bob spokePosted 7 years ago
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