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  • No meat ‘hear’. Music for veggies.
  • greatbeardedone
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    Nirvana “bean a son”.

    greatbeardedone
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    ‘Quorn to be wild’?

    ‘run silent, run beet’?

    ‘hit that perfect beet’?

    ‘the number of the yeast’?

    ‘solsbury dill’?

    greatbeardedone
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    ‘no thyme to cry’?

    Northwind
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    Bit of krishnacore for you. One of the dudes from Shelter was once asked in an interview, don’t you ever come off stage really hyped and just feel so tempted to do a line or screw a groupie or even just have a beer? And he said, yes, all the time, we’re punk rockers after all. But when that happens, I just cook us all up a big batch of lentils.

    BigJohn
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    Anything by Abba. They’re Swedes.

    maccruiskeen
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    The Tofu Fighters

    a french tribute act covering House of Pain tracks – Maison de Bread

    Give peas a chance

    Toast Poet

    kayak23
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    Perhaps not so tongue in cheek as the op but… 😊

    Extreme noise terror-Murder

    450 millions animal are murdered in Britain every year
    To be shoved down your throat and shat out of your arse

    Murdaaaargh

    450 millions animal are murdered in Britain every year
    To be shoved down your throat and shat out of your arse
    Animals to be killed for pleasure
    Murdered at the consumers leisure
    Slaughtered for meat in their ****ing abattoirs

    Murdaaaargh

    Pneumatic bolt shot deep in the head
    Splattering bones and gushing blood
    Yet you still support this insane slaughter
    Brainwashing adverts on T.V.
    Cover up the reality and never shown the pain and torture

    For balance, Butthole Surfers – Seitan

    scotroutes
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    Anything on the Apple lable.

    The Banana Splits

    DezB
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    A delicious main meal for you
    potato!

    +Beans. (Free vegan air)

    and some nutz

    DezB
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    pudding’s on it’s way

    greatbeardedone
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    @bigjohn. Well done!

    I was going to suggest iggy pop ‘American Caesar-salad’, but it contains Worcestershire sauce. Technicality!

    How about slayer ‘seasoning in the abyss’?

    greatbeardedone
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    Pasta pussycat?

    greatbeardedone
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    “Soya right”?

    donald
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    Anything by Prefab Sprout.

    Except for the one about hotdogs

    greatbeardedone
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    Red hot chilli peppers.

    Korn.

    greatbeardedone
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    ‘bramble on’?

    greatbeardedone
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    Chuck berryroll over beethoven’?

    I prefer the Beatles version.

    greatbeardedone
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    Anything by Marc almond?

    greatbeardedone
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    greatbeardedone
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    greatbeardedone
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    radicchio ga-ga’?

    greatbeardedone
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    chipotle be the day’?

    greatbeardedone
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    Little Richard ‘tutti frutti’.

    Beatles ‘strawberry fields forever’.

    Prince ‘raspberry beret’.

    Dire straits ‘sultanas of swing’.

    Anything by ‘current 93’.

    ‘raisins to be cheerful’?

    greatbeardedone
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    Scone free’?

    greatbeardedone
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    Bun to be had’?

    p7eaven
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    Naming foods (that have no meat in them), then changing titles of songs to fit? I’m in!

    Whole Lotta Loaf – Bread Zeppelin
    Hot Bun In the Summertime – Sly and the Family Stonebaked
    Eating Trifles – The Jam
    Smells Like Greens Spirit – Nirvana
    ImaGIN – John Lennon
    Billie Bean – Michael Jackson
    Bunhemeian Rhapsody – Queen
    Bay Jude – The Beatles
    Like A Stonebaked Roll – Bob Dylan
    I Can’t Get No Satsuma-action – Rolling Stones
    Waterloo Bunset – The Kinks
    Stairway To Leavened – Bread Zeppelin
    The Twix – Chubby Checker
    I Will Always Loaf You – Whitney Houston
    Life On A Mars? – David Bowie
    Turn Ip – PARTYNEXTDOOR
    Born To Bun – Bruce Springsteen
    Several Species Of Small Furry Vegetables Gathered Together In A Cave And Grooving With A Pint – Pink Floyd
    Heavy Lentahl – Killah Priest
    Ciabatta You Better You Bet – The Who
    SubstiFlute – The Who
    Ghost Rye-ders in the Sky – Johnny Cash
    Focaccia Like A Beast – Animal
    Lettuce Prey – Mötley Crüe
    Gnocchi, Gnocchi, Gnocchi On Heaven’s Door – Bob Dylan
    Hearts Dough’nt Break Around Here – Ed Sheeran
    Grapes – Black Eyed Peas
    (What’s So Funny ‘Bout) Peas, Loaf, and Understanding – Nick Lowe

    sirromj
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    There’s always one isn’t there?

    greatbeardedone
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    ^^^^very impressive^^^^^^

    NoMeatsNo ‘When pudding it all in order ain’t enough’.

    DezB
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    This still going?

    Hot Chip – Down with (P)ri(n)ce

    Black Grape

    John Kale

    DezB
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    Death in Vegan – Opium Soufflé 😋

    greatbeardedone
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    greatbeardedone
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    Papaya don’t preach’?

    greatbeardedone
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    Oh crumbs!

    Caaaaakewaaaays to inhalation’?

    greatbeardedone
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    patisserie inhabitants’?

    greatbeardedone
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    ‘Into the pip’?

    greatbeardedone
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    greatbeardedone
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    ‘Gonna get cloves to you’?

    funkmasterp
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    mariner
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    Small Fruit Song by Al Stewart

    greatbeardedone
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    Fluke ‘risotto’.

    Mouse eats mouse ‘tuim tattie’.

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