Or winkiekickers

You won’t be saying that when you’re picking them out of your winkle.

Jaffa Cake, anyone?

biscuits? nah, cooked breakfast would be more apt..

then again

Well done I wish I was that brave.
At 43 I have no intention of ever having any either but am too much of a chicken.

Sat here with an ice pack on my nuts and no pain (yet)

All went well bar some pain when the anaesthetic for the right testicle didn’t go off, just felt like someone was flicking it

That was just Chewkw checking everything was going ok. He does it to his cat too. 😮

You may be fine now, just wait for the itching when your pubes grow back 😳

Knowing Houns, he’ll have been as smooth as an Oakley’s lens down there as a default.

You know you could have just bought a really cheap saddle and put some more miles in right?

As Jamie said, no extra shaving needed down there. 8)

Right, 2 days later and no pain or discomfort. Could quite happily go for a bike ride (could’ve done on Wednesday) but have been banned from doing so by Miss Houns (who is a Nurse). So another day with my feet up drinking beer and watching the cricket.