We had one called “Strawbs” legend had it someone once saw her first name and it was ‘Aubrey’ (it was actually Audrey).
She had a terrifying reputation, like a Female Mr. Bronson from Grange Hill, She was pretty old fashioned and acted like a School Mistress rather than the ones that thought they’d get more out of us if they let us use their first name and let us ‘learn freely’ which was code for ‘do sod all’, but she was never vindictive or spiteful – just direct with a formal politeness, she used all her P’s and Q’s and expected everyone to do the same.
People used to shout “Strawbs!” in corridors and hundreds of kids would scatter off, even if we were meant to be there in the first place, even after she retired!
She wasn’t known for her sense of humor, but she must have had one – I remember at the year-end assembly they used to play music – she always played “Strawberry Fields” and everyone sat about trying not to piss themselves ‘OMG! Strawbs is playing Strawberry Fields’ like in the 30 years or so the kids had called her that, she’d never found out.
She was the only teacher who ever gave me detention, and I forgot to go – didn’t hear anything about it again, but I didn’t really drop my guard until last year when I read she’d died, I wouldn’t put it past her to wait 25 years before cornering me and asking why I thought my time was more important that hers.