Hello allPosted 10 years ago
Hello from the valleys
where you from?
what you ride?
welcome to the STW forumPosted 10 years ago
get out now you still have a chance..Posted 10 years ago
Welcome and good luck.Posted 10 years ago
Frozen North,Carrera BansheeX.It,s to late to runPosted 10 years ago
nonk – Member
get out now you still have a chance..
…took the words right out of my mouth. 🙄Posted 10 years ago
picture of your garden?Posted 10 years ago
Welcome to the fold.
Clearly your lawn needs mowing/lounge needs tidying/valves need lining up/etc.Posted 10 years ago
No garden in this here zoo.Posted 10 years ago
Start with a bang.Posted 10 years ago
Put a picture of your bike on here so everyone can rip it to bits. Or make a sweeping political statement and stand back.
are you sure you know what you're doing?Posted 10 years ago
G Brown and C Cameron, both willing Captains on the good ship Titanic!Women children and the monkeys first.Posted 10 years ago
hello 🙂Posted 10 years ago
i've got that monkeycmonkeydo video somewhere, Mr Rey at his best, never did find my "chocolate" foot thoughPosted 10 years ago
Will the Tories cut my Banana allowance after the election?Posted 10 years ago
As long as your not a catholic you should be ok.Posted 10 years ago
are you a man or a woman?Posted 10 years ago
it's a monkey, so are you a mankey or a womankey?Posted 10 years ago
Lets see the bike then.
And hello.Posted 10 years ago
Yeah!Posted 10 years ago
TitsBike or GTFO!
Where did he/she/it go? Something I said?Posted 10 years ago
Hulo wellcum sumtims this forim is funy sum peepel r lamediks but usuly it's gud and u can get helpPosted 10 years ago
Hi from rossendale
don't mention rocks or octopi what ever you doPosted 10 years ago
Any advice about surviving on this forum.Any crazies to avoid?Long live the primatesPosted 10 years ago
Any advice about surviving on this forum.Any crazies to avoid?
Don't ask TandemJeremy about helmets
Don't ask anyone about politics
Don't post a pic of your bike unless it's perfect/the latest niche/made by a man with a beard/has the tyres and logos lined up/is in a tidy garden, etc, etc, etc.
Oh, and don't ask about whisky. The snobbery is amazing…..
Finally, Mark Datz was a funny troll, but now it isn't. You'd better be better. Or else I will be forced to kill you. Which would be a senseless waste of human life.Posted 10 years ago
Most of the inmates are big believers in Darwinian theory.Posted 10 years ago
but can any of you reach the canopy?Posted 10 years ago
Most of the inmates are big believers in Darwinian theory.
not me, I'm a creationistPosted 10 years ago
Don't ask Tandem Jeremy about dogs eitherPosted 10 years ago
Just avoid RandomJeremy.Posted 10 years ago
Dogs,I think your barking up the wrong tree!Posted 10 years ago
Don't mention tyres,or converting a perfectly decent bike to single speed.Posted 10 years ago
All that explains where ive been going wrong then!Posted 10 years ago
Top tip- ask for advice, thank people for it. Never express an opinion. Seems to work for me. Do not post about dogs. Or tyres. Or 'What's it worth…'
AFAIKT no-one hates me as yet. I've met a few people off the site, all of them to date are normal human beings. Some are rather too trusting and have followed me all over soggy Mid and South Wales which was rather sweet of them.
For a good idea of who thinks what, take a look at any of 'Keasae's threads. Might be worth making a cup of tea first. And to show how wonderful people can be take a look at 'petesgaff' epic tale 'I think I'm about to be diagnosed with cancer and I'm rather scared' you may need a hankerchief.
finally, archived somewhere is the all-time favorite, 'Agent Picolax'. I'm so glad that it wasn't me!Posted 10 years ago
If you express a view that does not fit the consensus or is indeed controversial be prepared to be flamed – no matter how well yo can justify it.
I have third degree burns all over my ego despite the flameproof suitPosted 10 years ago
I have third degree burns all over my ego despite the flameproof suit
I had no idea you were such a sensitive flower 🙂Posted 10 years ago
REMEMBER DONT USE CAPS LOCK WHEN SAYING SOMETHING
please please please no 'what tyre threads'
try and get on a STW meet and ride at some point
Remember there is always someone better than you
Feel free to use words such as 'rad', 'rig', 'niche' and always use 'z' instead of 's' to look cool ( bermz, jumpz, etc)
At some point you will get good advise, dont know when but you will
The main thing though is that no matter how bitchy, or cynical or how nasty threads get there is some amazing people on here who can give you advise on anything you need and can help you out on whatever you want. Underneath our thick skin we have hearts
Peace out dudePosted 10 years ago
I wish I had made a thread like this when I stumbled across this forum a few weekz ago..
I could have saved myself a lot of frustrated bashing skull against desk scenarios as my seemingly innocent and pleasant (and dare I say nervous and tentative) posts were met with hails of scorn and jeering like you only see in the house of commonz… it was proper gnarly and thaaa'
BUT.. I persevered and they are actually ok.. great folk for helping out with spelling and suchlike too…
welcome to jazzclub….Posted 10 years ago
dont ask about cars or what tyre. oh and avoid hora. nice bloke but just dont go there. if you post a pic of your bike make your garden is spotlessPosted 10 years ago
Underneath our thick skin we have hearts
evil in some cases…Posted 10 years ago
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