New g/f and carpet in her toilet, along with white shag pile everywhere
warding off evil spirits, and she had had the house Feng Shooed
Mad cow and to be avoided no matter how “nice” she appears on the outside, if you were genuinely serious about her placing crystals to ward off evil spirits then hand your notice in and tell her to do one out of your life, go for a muddy bike ride as she will most likely be building a voodoo doll out of hair she has pulled from your head whilst you slept.Posted 4 years agoallthegearMember
You need to get out of there – sounds just a little bit odd!!!
Why not see how many of these gleaming white carpets you can ‘accidentally’ drop something on before she decides you are too clumsy to be worth it??
ps – if it comes down to a sweepstake, can I have 2 carpets tainted and you’re out??Posted 4 years agokudos100Member
So asked her about them and she said they where warding off evil spirits, and she had had the house Feng Shooed or something similar.There where also loads of scented candles around the bathroom some lit.And it was broad daylight and no power cut.
Any more advice.
The question everyone is forgetting is, how good is she in the sack?
Nothing wrong with a bit of crazy if she is freaky in the bedroom. IF.Posted 4 years agoEdukatorMember
Toilet carpets were clearly invented by a woman.
My house was previously owned by a homosexual, the toilet was carpeted. There is also a perfectly shaped and placed little sink which we eventually twigged could be used as an improvised urinal and a bidet. There’s a “sitzpinkler” sign above the toilet which means my son’s friends pee in the garden, perhaps they haven’t understood what the little sink is for.Posted 4 years agoirelanstMember
This is STW isn’t it? Then how come after 4 pages this has been allowed to go unchallenged;
Thankfully i have vinyl at home.
Vinyl, VINYL, oh my lord, not artisan terracotta tiles, not Alicante marble not even reclaimed Sherwood forest oak treated with free range vegan beeswax but vinyl FFS I bet your bath’s not even real copper is it?
Flounces off in disgust shaking head and muttering vinyl a few more times.Posted 4 years agojekkylMember
she put crystals on the toilet, wtf?Posted 4 years ago
Has she got gorgeous norks and earns double what you do? otherwise I can see no other reason for staying with her. You’re just setting your self up for future troubles. These little niggles become major annoyances after 5 years of marriage. Have some fun and then get gone, you’re wasting your time and hers.
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