No, you underestimate me. Me, speechless? Come on…
Couple of mates and I had a bit of a tete-a-tete with some hoity-toity woman in Epping Forest, a few years back. She was claiming that we weren’t allowed to ride our bikes there (bridleway), as we might frighten her horse. One of me mates was trying to politely reason with her, but she weren’t having it. After a few minutes of this, and the argument going in circles, I got bored, and said ‘you’ve got a right nice bum, you know?’.
She snorted, and rode off. My mates were on the floor.
Uptight horsey women? RudeBoy’s yer man…
Yes; I know it’s sexist and all that, but it works!