Seriously.. I just.. what.. I..

Please be careful with this link. If you have any aesthetic sensibility at all, don’t click it. You will regret what it does to your brain..

http://www.leclerclooms.com/ind_eng.htm

Before I make my mind up, can we see the contenders for worst website off the web?

EDIT: WHAT IS THAT I SPY AT THE BOTTOM OF THAT PAGE!!!!

Sorry, Molly. It’s never going to be the worst site with that little fella on there.

EDIT 2: I knew I had seen that Alsatian before.

Meanwhile, 3 years ago… http://singletrackworld.com/forum/topic/worst-website-design-ever

/spookygrips

It is quite bad – the FAQ is funny.
None of the common questions and no answers!

* reports spammer *

Stars too. I hope they’re expecting some fall-out….

It’s hypno….wait a minute, why does my phone think ‘hypnotoad’ is a logical first suggestion for those few letters?

Geocities will be Web 3.0

Favourite worst ‘ironic’ website is http://lingscars.com. Seizure inducing.

You may take the piss, but it’s the only website I’ll ever buy my new improved Nilus II 8s Countermarches from.

So is this thread started by the Molgrips of the moment or by a time travelling Molgrips from 3 years ago? There would be grave consequences if both Molgripses (or is it Molgrii) meet on the same thread. I already fear for what could happen if Hypnotoad were to follow Jamie’s link, travel 21 dog years into the past and meet his own mother.

Molgripses (or is it Molgrii)

Molgripsellipses?

Isn’t that a suburb of Glasgow?

A suburb of the Molgripolis

Lol.. I’d forgotten I’d posted that.. Must’ve erased it from my brain!

All Hail Molgripoles – The Time Lord!

It makes me happy that websites like that still exist. That’s the real internet, right there! Before Google and Facebook claimed it.

The correct plural is

Molegrips and another Molegrips

I think

molgrips and malgrips – good and evil 😯

I’ll match your leclerclooms and raise you with http://www.onestopmetalshop.co.uk/

As hes having a moan, I declare this a Molegripe 😀

I probably posted this on Molly’s thread 3 years ago

Scroll to your dooooooooom

There would be grave consequences if both Molgripses (or is it Molgrii) meet on the same thread.

Even graver if they met on the same road.

That is quite terrible

There’s a new bar opening near me and I think there website is much worse, albeit it is intentionally bad I think

http://www.theneverendingfool.com

Can I repost this then?

*coughs politely*

http://www.timecube.com/

Massive font, far too big for the screen? Check
One big wall of text? Check
Religious fervour? Check
Batshit insane scientific proclamations? Check

The only thing missing is a dancing_baby/ballet_spiderman gif

Greenwich Time is a Lie
Your midday is someone else’s midnight, someone else’s sundown and even someone else’s sunup. Do you know that time is a simultaneous 4 corner square that rotates to a 4 day time cube within 1 – 24 hour rotation of Earth? You are educated stupid and unable to know Nature’s 4-Day Time Cube Creation.

Presented for the first time at the Providence RI convergence, the kit Clip Temple is now available.

Temple is what masons call their meeting place. You know who else meets in temples? Jews. You know what Jews sounds like? News. You know what you don’t read about in the newspapers? The truth about how reptile loom operators conspired to place so-called loom BAnDs in thee possession of little children – so that they feel prepared for having their hands put in handcuffs.

YOU CAN’T FAULT MY LOGIC ALL OF THESE THINGS ARE TRUE