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  • ‘Never’ advice for life
  • mariner
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    Never trust a fart.

    Edukator
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    Never say you’ll smoke till 50 and then give up because it’l be too late by then.

    funkmasterp
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    Never go to the dentists stoned.

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    FB-ATB
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    Never trust a man with egg on his face

    AD
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    Never bother posting on an anti-dog thread…

    kennyp
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    Never ask a starfish for directions.

    rOcKeTdOg
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    peekay
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    Never drink in the pub closest to the railway station

    feed
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    Never ask a starfish for directions.

    Excellent, That made me laugh

    dyna-ti
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    Never say you’ll smoke till 50 and then give up because it’ll be too late by then.

    NEVER say this at a party.

    Cougar
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    Never assume malice when incompetence would suffice.

    Hanlon’s Razor, that.

    mogrim
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    Never drink in the pub closest to the railway station

    Tap on the Line at Kew Gardens station is a lovely pub. Albeit London prices, of course.

    theotherjonv
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    York Tap is pretty good too. As is Platform 3 at Claygate.

    teethgrinder
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    Never scissor with the runs.

    kimura54321
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    Never start a land war in Asia.

    Andy_Sweet
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    Never say one last try

    10
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    Never tell me the odds.

    deltacharlie72
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    Never interfere in a boy-and-girl fight.

    – Words of Advice for Young People, William S. Burroughs

    maccruiskeen
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    Never make eye contact whilst eating a banana.

    or during a colonoscopy

    dogbone
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    Never invade Afganistan.

    Sandwich
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    Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line

    squirrelking
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    Never go into an internet debate thinking you will either change someone’s mind or get anyone else to act in a reasonable or objective way.

    footflaps
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    Never vote Tory

    fooman
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    Never Ending Story
    Ahh-ah-ah
    Ahh-ah-ah
    Ahh-ah-ah

    bruneep
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    never touch the MIL inappropriately.

    skink2020
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    Never play cards or pool with a man who’s first name is the name of a city.

    Rich_s
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    Never discuss age, weight or hair with a lady.

    willard
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    Never talk politics or religion at parties.

    Never stop fighting.

    Never sleep with, or go out with, anyone that you work with.

    thestabiliser
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    Never punch a bear.

    Never eat soup wearing a fencing mask.

    Never marry a woman with three eyes.

    AdamT
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    I’m really worried. I met my wife in 1993. She’s absolutely amazing. Is she playing the long game….She’s called Louise!!!! I wish this thread had been around back then.

    johnx2
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    Never give a sucker an even break.

    singletrackmind
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    Never ever go to Neverland with MJ
    Never before , in the feild of human conflict…
    Were off to Never Never Land ( Rock )
    Never say ” Watch this! ”
    Never say ” This is the last run down for the day”

    stevemuzzy
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    Flexing vocabulary runs right through me
    The alphabet runs right from A to Z
    Conversations, hesitations in my mind
    You got my conscience asking questions that I can’t find.

    Never. Ever.

    funkmasterp
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    Never the Twain shall meet

    TedC
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    Never say “Now watch this!” before doing anything.

    136stu
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    Never quote All Saints, it’s not big and it’s not clever 😉

    stevemuzzy
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    Never say that!

    LAT
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    never pick a fight with an inanimate object.

    Northwind
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    Never trust a hippy

    LAT
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    i’ve just remembered that i had a girlfriend called louise. she was nuts. the trouble kind, not the fun kind.

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