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  • Never mind Orange….
  • Pompino means “blow job”.

    Where’s the moral outrage, eh?

    Premier Icon binners
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    My P7 ran over some hedge porn the other night, throwing me off in the process.

    It was almost like it was lustfully, and magnetically drawn towards it. I blame its surrounds during its upbringing

    wombat
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    My P7 ran over some hedge porn the other night, throwing tossing me off in the process.

    FTFU 😉

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    And what about Cove bikes? 😀

    I wonder if a woman has ever bought one? 😯

    Edit – the Foreplay must be their women specific model…

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    A woman with a stiffee? Wouldnt that automatically make a carbon ibis hardtail (hehe ‘hard tail’)

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    Have you only just realised this?

    grum
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    And what about Cove bikes?

    I’m certainly not offended by their bike names, but they would put me off buying one – they just seem massively lame.

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    I wonder if a woman has ever bought one 😯

    Yes, I know a female who has just bought a Handjob..

    As opose to buying….

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    Edit – the Foreplay must be their women specific model…

    clearly you’ve not heard of the g-spot – supposedly they made some but I couldn’t find one anywhere

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    Scaredypants, I salute you Sir!!!

    mamadirt
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    And what about Cove bikes?

    I wonder if a woman has ever bought one?

    😳 I’m on my seventh – I have a very well used top-tube pad 😉

    _tom_
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    And what about Cove bikes?

    I wonder if a woman has ever bought one?

    I seem to recall that Holly Feniak rides a G-Spot.

    ianpinder
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    I rode a gspot. Then someone stole it away!

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    Mamadirt – please, please spend the time to writup and post a narrative regarding your 7 cove bikes. It would be an instant classic, I’m sure! 😆

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    I wonder if a woman has ever bought one?

    Yep, a girl friend of mine just bought a stiffee.

    Premier Icon Drac
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    I let my wife ride a Stiffee a couple of times, now we have an Isla.

    I let my wife ride a Stiffee a couple of times, now we have an Isla.

    *Clicks “Report”. Clicks it hard*

    wrecker
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    Skookum;

    An intensely complicated sex move involving three or more people, three of which must be the same gender. The skookum involves at least one occasion of anal. A variety of roles are to be played by the skookers. The first is someone who pretends to be a wild animal, usually a wolf or a bear. The second takes the role of Lou Gehrig. The third skooker eats large volumes of food during the ordeal, usually in the form of subway sandwiches or chicken burritos. However, because the skookum may involve more people, it is not limited to only these types of roles. The skookum lasts hours, and frequently continues long into the night. Journey’s “Don’t Stop Believing” is the optimal song to skook to.

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    You know what’s really funny? when someone posts something about their new bike and the title has “My big red stiffee – ooer!!!!” or somesuch…..

    Finbarr Saunders was funny. When I was about 12…I’ve no moral objection to these names, just like Grum mentions above, they’re just shan.

    p.s I did used to have a Stiffee – great wee bike

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