- Never mind Orange….
An intensely complicated sex move involving three or more people, three of which must be the same gender. The skookum involves at least one occasion of anal. A variety of roles are to be played by the skookers. The first is someone who pretends to be a wild animal, usually a wolf or a bear. The second takes the role of Lou Gehrig. The third skooker eats large volumes of food during the ordeal, usually in the form of subway sandwiches or chicken burritos. However, because the skookum may involve more people, it is not limited to only these types of roles. The skookum lasts hours, and frequently continues long into the night. Journey’s “Don’t Stop Believing” is the optimal song to skook to.Posted 5 years agoMussEdSubscriber
You know what’s really funny? when someone posts something about their new bike and the title has “My big red stiffee – ooer!!!!” or somesuch…..
Finbarr Saunders was funny. When I was about 12…I’ve no moral objection to these names, just like Grum mentions above, they’re just shan.
p.s I did used to have a Stiffee – great wee bikePosted 5 years ago
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