This actualy reminds me of a friends birthday party at Uni.
Probably 30-40 people in an average 5 bed semi, a few of us still sat out in the garden talking shit at about 3am and a neighbour from the house behind comes round completely off his rocker with rage, starts grabbing peoples pints and throwing against the wall etc etc. Once he’s run out of beers to smash we point out to him that the noisy party is actualy coming from the (non student house) 2 doors up.
Him: you f**** studnet know it all smart a*** holes, think you know everything
us: are you going to buy us some beers as an appology?
Him: your all the f***** same
us: what, as opposed to the other residents having loud parties or miss directed 3am shouting matches in the back gardens?
him: I’m calling the police
They never showed up, we never got our beer.