Quiz at my daughters school for Children in Need tonight

We need a team name – best one will get extra points as usual

any ideas?

Arrgghh sorry wrong forum

“Children in Need of Answers”

Dave

Quizlamic Extremists.
Quiz Akabusi.
Let’s get quizzical.
RM.

No Direction

Quiztina Aguilera
Quiz on my Face

Brazzers

EDIT: Just read the situation. Maybe not so appropriate.

Quiztopher Biggins

I used to do a pub quiz with some lads from work, we used primates and cheese as our theme.

Roquefort Rhesus
Camembert Chimpanzee
Manchego Macque
etc etc

The lip readers

Know it ales

Gobi desert white water rafting team

Natural born loosers

The well hung parliament

Clitoris allsorts

The master debaters

The mental blanks

Forced into it

One smart bloke and a couple of retards

Please evacuate. This is not a drill

Norfolk and clue

Suffolk n close

I’d rather have a full bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy

3 degrees and an A level

Ken dodds dads dogs dead

The big fact hunt

Four chaps on a fact hunt

Oh no, my pen’s running…

4 play

Quizimodo

Universally challenged

I’m not a gynecologist but I’ll take a look

The scrambled eggheads

Bloke at the bar

Them in the corner

The shy teds

The muppets

Can I get another one of these, with some booze in it please?

Where are the rest of those bastards?

The good, the bad and we left (insert name) at home

Stool samplers

The usual suspects

And tonight’s winners are….

Inhabitants of (insert name) right nostril

Beating chastards

External moonshine of the spotless behind

The menstrual cycle display team

We thought it was a disco

Don quizote

Smarty pints

The simple minds

Trigger happy sore losers

Agatha quiztie

The pheasant pluckers

Nothing more uncomfortable than a hard stool

The periodic table dancers

More beer over here

Can we go home now?

Quiet at the back

Quickgoogleit

i said that

in first place

Knee Dan Aim

Middle Class Whiney Cockbags

Quizlamic Extremists is out in front at the moment – but did you make that up or is it all over the net….

Molgrips seems to have got out of bed on the wrong side today…..

A quick google suggests it is rather popular

Next!

Quiztina Aguilera

I think you mean “Quiz Team Aguilera”… Also works with “Quiz Team Bleakley”, or any Christine/a!

Quizlamic Extremists is out in front at the moment – but did you make that up or is it all over the net….

Quizlamic State/Quizlamic Extremists is a pretty popular team name at the mo judging by quizzes I’ve been to.

Had ‘the pope must die’ once. Didn’t go down well.

The Team I Rigged It For.

Only funny if you win though, obvs.

Oh Far Canal
Whale Oil Beef Hooked
Up The Council Gritter
Oxo Tower Klingons
Wand Erection
Cockwombles

The Begtets

Trivial Hirsuite

Inter Yermam

2 honourable 2 google

Team Wrong Forum

Crouching woman hidden cucumber?

How about “I’m googling the answers on my phone”

Scrotal Recall

My wife’s no good at wrestling

(but you really should see her box)

Obviously leave the bit in brackets out, let people either work it out or come and ask you.

Universally challenged

Your Sister’s Athletic

I’m rather liking scrotal recall but unfortunately its not a pub quiz but a rather staid primary school hall (no kids though)…..though there will be booze thank

Think I’ll tweek the first one with Adults in Need (of answers)

Or to keep with the theme…. The One Eyed Bears

42

Motherfathers

To late?

“Quiz on my chits”

Pass the salt.
‘Its not just a hat stand’
Or my old favourite-Brown Thunder