Sir Slick Wind.

Duke screeching wheels at ur service

Sir Mighty Ninja reporting for duty.

Sir Screeching Mermaid!

Sir Sweaty Prize – I wish. 🙄

Professor screeching wind 😀

Sir Fluffy Ninja….

Mmn. Doctor Jumping Dragon. I think it’s taking the piss.

Colonel Mighty Dragon…………… for both bikes

Sir Trusty Pedals.

I’ll take that, very appropriate.

……..Sir Glitter Unicorn

Not that happy really…sounds a bit ‘my little pony’ ish

Mmmmm

Duke Trusty Ninja

I have a Captain, a Commander and a Doctor Shiny Pistol.

High achieving family! But with a name like that…

Commander Slick Ride 8)

Professor mighty racer reporting for duty ma’am

That’s stupid! 😡

All of your bikes will have at least 2 of the same names! 😡

And if you have two bikes that are the same color, they will have exactly the same name. 🙄

So all of my bikes are (something) Wild Bell. Thus I have a Commander and a Colonel Wild Bell.

But what color is chrome? Or Ti? And WTF do I do about the black and white crackle paint on the 88 Karakoram?

🙁

Captain screeching pistol, oh yeah.

captain slick racer 🙂

“Sir Slick Toad”

Madame Screeching Bell.

I prefer my own name that I have name it ‘Horatio Hammer Balls’

sir whiz dragon.
is disappointed.

Sir Sweaty Warlock. On all three bikes. Hardly snappy is is?

Reminds me of those caravans you see with desperately macho names like “Tempest” “Storm” “Marauder” etc. Goes really well with a bespectacled Local Authority clerk clogging the best bits of the A6 on a Friday evening. 🙄