This is one of the funniest things I’ve seen for a while –

Commander Wobbly Wagon is in the house…

Doctor Stinky Toad, reporting in!

Duke Slick Racer is rubbish. But if I reverse the initials I get Duke Trusty Hammer which could not be more true.

Commander agile Ninja 🙂

Sir Agile Waggon 🙂

Sir Wild Hammer.

Which, coincidentally, is also the nickname for my [NOPE!-MODS]

Sir/Professor/Doctor Wild Wagon reporting for duty 🙂

Colonel Mighty Dragon reporting for duty!

Dr Wild Warlock is quite agreeable

Doctor Playful Dragon

that sounds a little bit camp

Colonel Wild Racer. 😐

Sir Agile Wind

Professor Wild Wheels

Madame Mighty Dragon.

Commander trusty kitten reporting for duty. 😯

White Specialized Stumpjumper
what a coincidence!

Make way for Doctor Mighty Genius!

Might have to change my username.

The wife is Sir Screeching Genius.

Baby Wild Dragon
– I’m not sure if I need a new frame or name
🙁

Doctor Winning Wheels. I actually call all my bikes Duncan.

Commander fluffy hammer! Spot on.

Mr. Sweaty Bell.

Going with brown for my ‘sand’ inbred, closest match as I see it.

It’s actual name is, however, Steamroller.

My old Meta 5 would have been Colonel Sweaty Bell. However, it’s actual name was Bouncing Bob.

Duke Slick Wheels 😮

Following Northwind’s practice I’d get Duke Sweaty Hammer 😯

Colonel Slick Unicorn

Sir Sweaty Bell and Mr Sweaty Bell 🙁

Captain Jumping Kitten at your service…

Colonel Speedy Pistol

More of a euphemism a girl might use if trying to let you down gently.

….he’s a bit of a………. 😆

Emperor Huge Plums.

Sir slick wheels… Which is obviously shit.

Sir speedy genius.

Obviously true and not just an ego trip…

Commander Stinky Kitten

sounds like its describing my ex.. is bike a euphemism?

[bookmarks thread for future identification purposes in the event of a classifieds-related fraud investigation]

Dr Slick Flyer – where’s the number for deed poll?

Sir Screeching Dragon…ace!

No name for silver 🙁

sir sweaty ride

Accurate I spose

😥

Sir Slick Ninja

Mines Sir Mighty Wheels

The wifes would be Commander Mighty Wind, which would be more fitting for me 🙂

Duke Sweaty Ninja

Professor Screeching Bell!!

Sir Wild Flyer

A suitable steed for one of the Four Horsemen of the Gnarpocalypse!

(Actually I call him Winton.)

Sir Wicked Kitten

Sir Sweaty Ninja!