Me and the missus are going mental trying to name our new boy. We have a short list but are spinning our wheels (Mountain King 2.4’s) at the mo, so help us out as he’ll be two days old tomorrow.

Joe
Jude
Leo
Frank

Last name Schofield, sister called Esther.

son we couldn’t work out what to call you so we asked some strangers on a bike forum

i take it you didn’t run this past the wife

my vote goes for Titus

Titus Schofield

Joe Schofield, cool as p1ss!

My vote is Joe

Phillip?

Yeah, Joe Schofield….could be anything from a city high flyer to a gangster.

Joe.

polly

😀

Jude, theres loads of Joes
but whatever there all nice names for the little fella 😀

What about

JAKE SCHOFIELD

Of those Joe – jude is awful

When I was a kid I would have given anything for a monosylabic tough sounding name

all rubbish, call him

Digby Thundercracker Schofield

he’ll thank you for it one day!

Frank. A proper man’s name.

Probably drink real ale and ride singlespeed with a name like Frank.

Jude and Leo are horrendous!

Re-think…those extra hours of thought could mean a lot to the litle chap.

I agree, Frank.

I also like Sammy & Dean

I Mrs Sinatra has a lad he will be Stanley, you know where you are with a name like Stan.

Sue.

A boy named Sue.

or

Isenbard Dehavilland Schofield

Mohammed.

Muhammad.

multiple choice tests round our way were always called ”vote for joe”

could be something in that…

but call him joseph, to give him the choice!

I love the name William…looks good as a signature or on a letter

But is also able to be shortened to Billy..which is cool.

+1 for Joe

(TJ and FC have just potentially infuriated parents of Judes and Leos on here…)

George? Shortened to Doddie round here

Singletrack edit facility Schofield.

Me and Mrs Conks reckon Joe is the best option.

Agree with brack if we’re coming up alternatives. I also like Robert as it also has loads of variables{sp} Rob, Robbie, Bobbie, etc

Sutton?

Studley Ramrod Schofield, it’s gotta be the only one me thinks!!

^ btw, congratulations.

Frank. A proper man’s name.

Does that explain the joke which I never understood about one lezzie saying to the other, “Right, I’ll be frank with you” ?

Joefield Dolgellau Joey Jojo Shabadoo Schofield?

A proper name to be proud of is that.

You need a name that will never invite ridicule at school

A name that clearly demonstrates the kids an evil fcuker that shouldnt ever be messed with or ridiculed

A name that commands respect

I suggest….

………. Saxon

scuttler – Member
so help us out as he’ll be two days old tomorrow.

Joe
Jude
Leo
Frank

i’m afraid none of them,
obviously he doesnt fit any of those, otherwise you would have bitten the bullet already,

back to the drawing board??? 😀

joe, great name

Tyson.

Jude……I like it.

Freddie

Frank off the list

Tarquin – could be a long shot 😉

If you are into j’s what about juan… But expect the name never to be said properly

or jean-françois
julien

Not Joe or Leo. For the rest of his life he’ll be asked, “Is it short for Joseph?” “Is it short for Leonardo?” Also, I would guess that once this cycle of recession is over the trend for laddish middle class pseudo-prole chic will be over and names like Tarquin, Cedric and Aloysius will be in vogue once more.

Personally, I’d go for Blofeld. Blofeld Schofield. Or, in the spirit of Johnny Cash/Shel Silverstein, Sue.