Hi guys, it’s my 16th today and my present is still in the post (stupid snow) but mum has told me that it’s ‘very big, will come in 2 boxes and will need some DIY to make it work’

I was hoping it’s a bike, but friends have so far suggested a giant lego set and a shed.

any other better seggestions?

Lewis.

sugar and fertilizer to make an IED?

Rampant rabbit and a diesel generator.

computer and a phone so you can contact her more?

Bit of copper wire, to make an IUD?

It’s a mystery…

Happy Birthday, btw, Lewis!

All downhill from now on, son.. 😉

Happy Birthday!

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I think I may be getting a yellow card.

hahaha, good ideas but they aren’t big enough…

Razzle! LOL!

I remember a mate flicking through a copy, and the look of disgust on his face, as he encountered the ‘Readers’ Wives’ section, was priceless!

Ah, leave the poor lad alone! Besides, he’ll have to wait 2 more years, before he can buy a copy.. 😉

haha i don’t mind it’s pretty funny! besides, we all know the reason the internet was born…

hahaha, good ideas but they aren’t big enough..

She’s bought a bulk order of **** wipes or are you saying that she couldn’t possibly buy enough?

Don’t want to alarm you but . . . .

Argos dispatch bikes in two boxes, I used to work there!

we all know the reason the internet was born

Communication by the US military I believe. Did you think something different?

It’ll be a tent. She wants you gone to make room for a pool table or giant knitting machine or something.
Face it boy, your out…

Drac- it’s my mum

otherguy – she knows enough about bikes to avoid argos haha

Communication by the US military I believe. Did you think something different?

I do believe, according to a certain british comedian, that ‘the internet was born for porn, porn, porn!’

and yeah, it could be a flatpack house for me.

Drac- it’s my mum

Blimey what’s the chances of that me posting a pic of Razzle and your Mum is on the front.

very funny…

What’s the funniest ,is that someone of 16 years is showing more maturity than someone who is supposedly an ‘adult’… 😯

No need for that, Drac.

we all know the reason the internet was born

So young, yet so wise… 😉

Ah cheers mods, should have linked it that way myself.

What’s the funniest ,is that someone of 16 years is showing more maturity than someone who is supposedly an ‘adult’… [8O]

No need for that, Drac.

And someone else is showing a lack humour.

haha, so much can be assumed on forums

anyway…anything that isn’t about Master Bates that could be a possibility? Jet fighter maybe?

All right, am I missing something? Looks like you insulted Lew’s mother. 😯

All right, am I missing something? Looks like you insulted Lew’s mother

You’d have to ask Lew’s mother that not me.

I’m hoping for a helicopter, for my birthday!

Doubt I’ll get one, though.

Sniff. 😥

i’d say you did, it’s kind of uncalled for, but can we just move on – I came to this site because all the threads on other biking sites get filled with silly stuff like this.

Yes Lew you answer did say to me you didn’t find it funny but then moved on without a fuss.

It’s Ikea bedroom furniture. Sorry.

Well said, Lew.

One of these would be nice, eh?

Parking it might be a tad difficult, though…

FAIL!

Fixed!

i presume that was an aircraft of some kind…that would be pretty cool.

edit: the first time I looked the photo didn’t appear…

It’s a fuzzyballs, i meant foozball table

LOL @ this thead !

I reckon Lew-Dawg is lying about his age and is in fact 36 years old.

Whilst on the other hand, Drac is clearly no more than about 13 😯

Big f*ck-off tree house ?

What about Scalextric?

Wants…

Or a life-sized version:

First box, the 2nd box will follow on just as soon as the 1st is settled in

Probably been held up at Felixstowe container depot

Whilst on the other hand, Drac is clearly no more than about 13

Not until next year.

That tree house is just down the road from me.