That was the subject of a conversation that my two boys (2yrs and 4yrs) had with each other today. Makes me wonder what age other types of competition start.

What weird and wonderful conversations have you heard from your offspring?

You could have joined right in there Smee.

Nah he’d have lost 😉

I’d never realised boys obsession with winkies started so young!!??

I’d never realised boys obsession with winkies started so young!!??

Oh yeah. Starts at 2 and finishes in the grave.

Is 9 inches normal ?

Width?

Gotta be at least 10 or it’s not worth it IMHO.

LOling at Em82

Is 9 inches normal ?

No, there’s nothing normal about folding it in half. Weirdo.

As my mum once said…

…actually no.

your mum never says no

😀

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emma82 – Member

Gotta be at least 10 or it’s not worth it IMHO.

Ask my GF 😉

Is 9 inches normal ?

Measuring it and posting the results on the Internet? No, that’s not nor- … actually, you know, sadly it really is.

Ask my GF

I did, she confirmed it was indeed 10cm.

10cm? You effing stallion!

my 1yr old son walks about sometimes squeezing his ball bag. its enough to make you cry.

michael hutchinson in the making!

Size *is* important.

Without it your wallpaper falls down.
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Size *is* important.

Without it your wallpaper falls down.

That nearly cost me a keyboard, well done. (-:

*snigger*

My nephew sleeps with his hand down his pants

My mates lad (aged 1 and a half) has learnt the phrase ‘tickle, tickle tickle’ from when his mum tickles him.

Now whenever he gets the chance he grabs his penis stretches it out and says ‘iggle, iggle, iggle’.

🙂

All boys sleep with their hands cupped around their particulars don’t you? Saying that, I sit in front of the telly holding one of my boobs usually, no idea why, comfort thing I think. Is that the same?

Yeti: Brilliant. My brother used to pull his when he was a baby in the bath, I don’t think he could understand what the floaty thing was 🙂 He’s 16 this year so I think that story might have to pop up somewhere soon

*cough* pictures or it doesn’t happen *cough*

Oooh that’s an untimely edit there for sure Emma.

My bro is thinking of signing up on here so I’ll not share stories of his boldness!

You want pictures of her brother’s willy? Pervert.

I wear tops though so you aint gunna see much

I know, I just actually had a really good laugh at that. Probably my best edit to date Yeti you pervert!

Meh, I don’t care. Everyone thinks I’m a pervert anyway… wouldn’t want to be accused of discrimination 😐

My work here is done.

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My work here is done.

Troll 😛

give it a few months and you’ll not be a pervert, request pics after B’day…