- My wife's started having contractions & I have an important meeting tomorrow…
We had a saleslady phone up my boss and ask him f he was ready to sign that deal they’d been talking about.
“Aren’t you having a baby?”, he asked.
“Yes, I’ve just had it but I wanted to check you were still on board.”
She was one ruthless worker.
Years later I was in a lift with her and somehow we got talking about my dog going in season. I had to explain to her the concept of a dog being in season was just like having a period. She pushed me up against the side of the lift and the horrifying idea that she was going to molest me quickly passed when she told me toPosted 4 years ago
“stop talking about that filthy stuff RIGHT NOW!!”popstarMember
Oooh such a hot lady.
Thered, I can’t believe your damsell so unlucky. Our first child came in 32 hours of labour. The second one, you will be surprised was born this 5th April. 5 hours of labour. Having 2 boys now. My wife doesn’t want to hear anything about 3rd one, but ideally I want a daughter too.Posted 4 years agocloudnineSubscriber
I have 3 girls.. there seems to be a very strange coincidence of pembrokeshire surfers having girls (I’ve surfed for over 20 years). About 90% of my friends have only girls. Theres probably not enough data to prove anything but its quite odd that such a high percentange of baby girls born to a peer group in a small communityPosted 4 years ago
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