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  • Tom B
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    We had a half tub of each left, now we have one tub with both in ffs….she doesn’t think that its a big deal. I’m considering digging up the patio later etc πŸ™‚ Am I overreacting?

    Jamie
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    Yes.

    Just stick her under the carpet.

    clubber
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    sorry, I assumed that this thread was going to be looking for divorce lawyer recommendations…

    Premier Icon scaredypants
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    who bought the cheeselets ? – there’s your patio candidate

    scaredypants – Member
    who bought the cheddars and cheeselets ? – there’s your patio candidate

    Oh yes, this is very true.

    Premier Icon scaredypants
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    Naughty flash – don’t you put cheddars into my mouth

    … actually, it’d save me getting up, wouldn’t it

    Premier Icon singlespeedstu
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    Melt some stilton pour it in the scoff the lot. πŸ˜€

    ron jeremy
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    singlespeedstu – Member
    Melt some stilton pour it in the scoff the lot.

    This +1

    piemonster
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    divorce at the very least

    Tom B
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    Yep. I thought as much. *fetches shovel*

    joolsburger
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    Do you own a woodchipper?

    Kevevs
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    Your house sounds fun πŸ™ I’ve done a 5 layer jacobs selection/ ritz cracker tower of brie, boursin, goats cheese, more brie (I like brie) and cranberry sauce and stuffing. It **** rocks! dunno how to eat in though..

    +1 singlespeedstu πŸ˜€

    bikebouy
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    Wear gloves.

    andywoods
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    i`d say reaction about right, the only tub fitting as far as i can see is the bin, you need to train her better buying one tub error, two tubs unforgivable

    Tom B
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    Plenty of food for thought here guys-keep it coming πŸ™‚

    On a side note, good lord am I tipsy!

    Kevevs
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    brie is a great glue if you were wondering how many ritz you could stick together. you’d think it’d be boursin, but no, it’s brie! might put peanuts in the brie in the next tower..

    Premier Icon footflaps
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    Probably a good time to start planning a new shed – you could bury her with the hardcore in the base. No point digging up a half decent patio over a dead wife πŸ˜‰

    Tom B
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    Good point footflaps. Fancy lending me a couple of hundred grand and project managing the build?

    CountZero
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    Hey, it’s all cheesy, don’t see a problem.
    Now, if she’d mixed Twiglets in, I’d be going to fetch the shovel and the crowbar!

    mightymule
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    You think you’ve got problems?

    Yesterday my mother put ice in a glass of Laphroaig.

    Premier Icon kimbers
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    at the very least you should have thrown the bowl accross the room and stormed off to the pub shouting “thats another f—–n xmas ruined”

    Kevevs
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    or take said bowl of Terrifying Nibbles to the pub to exchange for a free pint, no decent local pub/landlord could argue with that. Local bods will eat the Terrifying Nibbles get stupidly thirsty and everyones’s a winner. Happy days. Or are you not Local??

    Tom B
    Member

    My local has two bouncers on the door. Nuff said!

    Kevevs
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    ah. they don’t do nibbles then πŸ™

    Premier Icon Sandwich
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    Mule is your MIL still alive? Freezer then woodchipper.

    Premier Icon JoeG
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    Footflaps – so that’s what you meant when you said that your wife wanted a portion of your shed for her own. πŸ˜‰ I thought you were planning a kitchen. Sorry for the misunderstanding! 😳

    CountZero
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    mightymule – Member
    You think you’ve got problems?

    Yesterday my mother put ice in a glass of Laphroaig. 😯
    Woodchipper time! Roses ought to look good in the spring, though…

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