- My wife just tipped cheddars and cheeselets into one tub
We had a half tub of each left, now we have one tub with both in ffs….she doesn’t think that its a big deal. I’m considering digging up the patio later etc 🙂 Am I overreacting?Posted 7 years ago
Just stick her under the carpet.Posted 7 years ago
sorry, I assumed that this thread was going to be looking for divorce lawyer recommendations…Posted 7 years ago
who bought the cheeselets ? – there’s your patio candidatePosted 7 years ago
scaredypants – Member
who bought the cheddars and cheeselets ? – there’s your patio candidate
Oh yes, this is very true.Posted 7 years ago
Naughty flash – don’t you put cheddars into my mouth
… actually, it’d save me getting up, wouldn’t itPosted 7 years ago
Melt some stilton pour it in the scoff the lot. 😀Posted 7 years ago
singlespeedstu – Member
Melt some stilton pour it in the scoff the lot.
This +1Posted 7 years ago
divorce at the very leastPosted 7 years ago
Yep. I thought as much. *fetches shovel*Posted 7 years ago
Do you own a woodchipper?Posted 7 years ago
Your house sounds fun 🙁 I’ve done a 5 layer jacobs selection/ ritz cracker tower of brie, boursin, goats cheese, more brie (I like brie) and cranberry sauce and stuffing. It **** rocks! dunno how to eat in though..
+1 singlespeedstu 😀Posted 7 years ago
Wear gloves.Posted 7 years ago
i`d say reaction about right, the only tub fitting as far as i can see is the bin, you need to train her better buying one tub error, two tubs unforgivablePosted 7 years ago
Plenty of food for thought here guys-keep it coming 🙂
On a side note, good lord am I tipsy!Posted 7 years ago
brie is a great glue if you were wondering how many ritz you could stick together. you’d think it’d be boursin, but no, it’s brie! might put peanuts in the brie in the next tower..Posted 7 years ago
Probably a good time to start planning a new shed – you could bury her with the hardcore in the base. No point digging up a half decent patio over a dead wife 😉Posted 7 years ago
Good point footflaps. Fancy lending me a couple of hundred grand and project managing the build?Posted 7 years ago
Hey, it’s all cheesy, don’t see a problem.Posted 7 years ago
Now, if she’d mixed Twiglets in, I’d be going to fetch the shovel and the crowbar!
You think you’ve got problems?
Yesterday my mother put ice in a glass of Laphroaig.Posted 7 years ago
at the very least you should have thrown the bowl accross the room and stormed off to the pub shouting “thats another f—–n xmas ruined”Posted 7 years ago
or take said bowl of Terrifying Nibbles to the pub to exchange for a free pint, no decent local pub/landlord could argue with that. Local bods will eat the Terrifying Nibbles get stupidly thirsty and everyones’s a winner. Happy days. Or are you not Local??Posted 7 years ago
My local has two bouncers on the door. Nuff said!Posted 7 years ago
ah. they don’t do nibbles then 🙁Posted 7 years ago
Mule is your MIL still alive? Freezer then woodchipper.Posted 7 years ago
Footflaps – so that’s what you meant when you said that your wife wanted a portion of your shed for her own. 😉 I thought you were planning a kitchen. Sorry for the misunderstanding! 😳Posted 7 years ago
mightymule – Member
You think you’ve got problems?
Yesterday my mother put ice in a glass of Laphroaig. 😯Posted 7 years ago
Woodchipper time! Roses ought to look good in the spring, though…
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