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  • noteeth
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    Are you here all week? Available for weddings, Bar Mitzvahs, funerals etc?

    Jamie
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    Don’t forget to tip your waitress.

    chewkw
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    I thought you were having some sort of kinky boom boom … 😆

    khani
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    My mrs has been a right pita today cos of the storms, she keeps standing at the window shouting and swearing!
    I’m still not letting her in though..

    big yim
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    The Mrs has just come into the living room wearing a little pvc number, stockings and high heels. She handed me a cold beer and told me to sit down, relax, and when she comes back she’ll give me ‘what she does best’.

    I can’t wait.
    I f*****g love shepards pie

    big yim
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    Just bought a Fiat Punto off Bonnie Tyler. It goes alright, but every now and then it falls apart.

    big yim
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    The Grim Reaper came for me last night. I had to beat him off with my vacuum cleaner…….. Talk about Dyson with death!

    brooess
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    What’s the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle? Attire.

    Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France? There was nothing left but de Brie.

    Whiteboards … are remarkable.

    Premier Icon matt_outandabout
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    What cheese can you hide a horse behind?
    Nacho cheese.

    What do you call a deer with no eyes?
    No eyed deer.

    (and 5 mins later)
    What you you call a deer with no legs, no ears, no eyes, in a southern european country, in a lay-by and on fire?
    Still, flaming, deaf in italy, no eyed deer, by the way.

    Premier Icon Rusty Spanner
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    I was rarely smacked as a child.

    Just half a gram now and then to get me off to sleep….

    big yim
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    A Sloth got mugged by a gang of snails. When quizzed by the jungle police, it said,
    ” I don’t know, it happened all so quickly”.

    carlos
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    [/quote]matt_outandabout – Member
    What cheese can you hide a horse behind?
    Nacho cheese.

    FAIL – Shirley you mean mask-a-pony?

    Premier Icon Nobeerinthefridge
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    Carlos, class. Me likey!

    Premier Icon matt_outandabout
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    Yes Carlos, big fail… 🙁

    Premier Icon The Wrong Trousers
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    I don’t get the nacho cheese thing …..

    Jamie
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    I don’t get the nacho cheese thing …..

    You also didn’t read the rest of the thread 8)

    Premier Icon The Wrong Trousers
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    I did, I did !

    edlong
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    How does a Welshman make cheese?

    “carefully”

    lemonysam
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    How do you get a duck to sing soul?

    Put it in the microwave until its bill withers.

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