I am slightly stunned by that one, but am definitely not going anywhere near twatooing.

Well you learn something new every day.

wow. You do NOT want to fill the vajazzling shaped gap in your knowledge with a google image search whilst at work….

If however you are working from home, then it forms a perfectly legitimate, nay essential, part of an academic study of current sociological phenomena.

good heavens

Damn I won’t be able to watch Garfield the movies again without this in my head.

breathe new life into that boring “make your own greetings cards” set you were given last christmas folks!

Wow. I’m impressed, and glad I did the search on my iphone rather than the work PC.

You’d have to make sure everything was well trimmed below to avoid snagging on the bling though.

i used two words for the first time today…

ferruginous and effervesce, nowhere near vajazzling

M**ge bling 🙂

ok twatooing I can understand but vajazzling – can someone explain in a work safe fashion what it is.

I’ll have a quick guess first tho’
– is it an overly decorated feminine pudendum, particularly with pure crystallized carbon?

is there a male equivalent?

sack-bling?

[edit] knobbling, I prefer that.

is there a male equivalent?

Cockorating?
Enobling?

I take it no one watched “Essex” on ITV the other day then?

I take it no one watched “Essex” on ITV the other day then?

Was “Rozzers in Scoobies” on ITV4 again? That’s where I get the majority of my knowledge of Essex from.

It’s a programme about people in essex. I tuned in at optimum vajazzling moment!

It’s a programme about people in essex.

I’ll watch “Essex” just as soon as they make the inhabitants of colchester watch “Worcestershire”.

Having said that at least I know that Colchester is in Essex. I doubt most people could find Worcestershire on a map. We loikes it loike that 😉

Isn’t Worcestershire in Wales 😆

Isn’t that the saucy place? Worcestershire…