Coming flat out at 83mph (trailing a cloud of black smoke) to the outside lane of a motorway near you soon (and welded to the back bumper of the car ahead)…
That sounds a bit like the Navara I picked up during the week, although I got a bit more than 83 out of it on the M5 back to Royal Portbury Dock. It had had a fairly hard life, though; I picked it up from the Royal Marine Commandos base in Exeter, and it wasn’t in what you’d call showroom condition…
I wasn’t welded to the back bumper of anything in front, though there were a couple of people who were happy to just pull out without looking/indicating, but that happens all the sodding time. #rollseyes
Not what I’d choose as an everyday mode of transportation, though.