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  • My life is officially over
  • emsz
    Free Member

    This really shouldn’t be happening cos I’m 2 ****1 not some old dear….

    *fans face, bravely hold back the tears*

    I’ve just found a grey hair!!!!!

    Not only that, but its on the fringe, so the **** thing is at least 20cm long!!! So it’s not like its just arrived, it’s been there fir MONTHS!!!

    I feel faint

    I’ve called my mate Graham (gayest hairdresser in the world) he suggests wine. I’m going to cry now. Thanks

    Oppps soz I thought it would star out!!

    wwaswas
    Full Member

    I’ve called my mate Graham (gayest hairdresser in the world) he suggests whine.

    ftfy 😉

    bearnecessities
    Full Member

    Not only that, but its on the fringe

    I honestly had to read that twice.

    luffy105
    Free Member

    I went gray at 23. No biggie emsz.

    It’s the gray hair ”down there’ that threw me!! 🙂

    You’ll be fine for a while yet, now open the wine

    footflaps
    Full Member

    I remember finding a non grey hair once, that was several years ago….

    robdob
    Free Member

    Not a very good hairdresser if he suggests wine rather than going to the errrr, hairdresser?

    legend
    Free Member

    just get an Audi and an Orange Five like every other middle-aged forumite

    bruneep
    Full Member

    and a ban for swear filter avoidance as well 😉

    somouk
    Free Member

    You must of had a tough paper round, some big hills where you live?

    You sure it’s not just one of those freak white ones that grow?

    kimbers
    Full Member

    so the **** thing is at least 20cm long

    pube?

    Pigface
    Free Member

    Vanity and happiness are not compatible

    toxicsoks
    Free Member

    A work colleague/riding buddy has been, mostly, grey since he was 20. It’s when the freakin’ stuff starts falling out that you should worry.

    pearlbaz
    Free Member

    Regard it as a ‘coming of age’
    old age!

    MSP
    Full Member

    pube?

    In her fringe, what are you suggesting 😯

    emsz
    Free Member

    If I’ve got grey pubes as well I may as well end it all now!

    I’m actually hyperventilating

    teasel
    Free Member

    🙂

    It’s when the freakin’ stuff starts falling out that you should worry.

    Easy now. Saves on shampoo…

    torsoinalake
    Free Member

    I started going grey when I was 18.

    Suck it up.

    5thElefant
    Free Member

    If I’ve got grey pubes as well I may as well end it all now!

    I thought they went out of fashion in the 90s?

    teasel
    Free Member

    My missus had a little turn like yours when she got her first grey hair. After a few years she now has the odd streak of silver that actually makes her look quite distinguished, but she does keep her hair particularly short.

    Roll with it and adapt or roll over and dye…

    Muke
    Free Member

    I thought 50 shades of grey was a hit with the laydeez 😉

    joolsburger
    Free Member

    A touch of grey is a good look on many women, think positively at least you’re not bald.

    toxicsoks
    Free Member

    5thElefant – Member

    If I’ve got grey pubes as well I may as well end it all now!

    I thought they went out of fashion in the 90s?

    Grey pubes or topping yourself?

    hammyuk
    Free Member

    Am I the only one that thinks a woman with grey hair can be very sexy….

    teasel
    Free Member

    No

    MrWoppit
    Free Member

    Suck it up, kid. 😈

    Edit: Er, perhaps that doesn’t come across how it was intended.

    Edit 2; Damn, neither did that.

    crispy
    Free Member

    *Pluck*

    Problem solved.

    For a couple of months, anyway…

    uselesshippy
    Free Member

    Hahahahaha.
    Hth. 😀

    bikebouy
    Free Member

    Grey hair is very fetching, well on older wimminz, on young un’s it looks well out of place innit..
    I’d go directly to Boots and get some Hair Dye right NOW, make sure it’s “Red” then dip and shake..

    Only answer shirley. 😆

    PimpmasterJazz
    Free Member

    Am I the only one that thinks a woman with grey hair can be very sexy….

    I fancy Helen Mirren if that helps?

    That doesn’t help, does it.

    emsz
    Free Member

    It’s on my desk, got one of the girls to pull it out. We’ve decided we need cake to get over the shock. Sent the boss out with float, I think he just needed to get out of the office ( there may have been some hysterics)

    robgclarkson
    Free Member

    grey hair….. you’ll look like a silver fox… it never held back george clooney did it?

    i seriously have no issue with going grey (or bald for that matter), i’m neither… but i am 37, which irks me far more 🙁

    EDIT: i see you’re a girl… so dye your hair, no biggie

    PimpmasterJazz
    Free Member

    i seriously have no issue with going grey (or bald for that matter), i’m neither… but i am 37, which irks me far more

    I read that as “i seriously have no issue with going gay (or bald for that matter)…” which was a little surreal.

    It’s all this talk of hairdressers.

    😳

    MrWoppit
    Free Member

    adjustablewench
    Free Member

    Did the hairdresser want you to drink the wine or dip the offending hair it – starting a new craze of burgundy lowlights 😀

    toppers3933
    Free Member

    i started going bald at about 19. going grey would be ace. 😀

    davidjey
    Free Member

    (gayest hairdresser in the world)

    That must be some serious competition for that title.

    emsz
    Free Member

    Ok, officially? Going grey is NOT sexy, ok?

    hatter
    Full Member

    As someone whose bald spot appeared at age 22 I’m having a slight sympathy deficit. Going grey would have been much better, I could have been a silver fox, grrrr!

    Clong
    Free Member

    My Mum was completely grey at 14.

    kimbers
    Full Member

    emsz – Member
    Ok, officially? Going grey is NOT sexy, ok?

    Im sorry you are wrong

    Zev Bellringer from Lexx is the sexiest woman in scifi

    [video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=csjmro7fQDM[/video]

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